Jan 14, 2011 21:47
Title: She's Having Her Baby (2/?)
Author: uhhuhloren
Rating: PG-R (Female getting Female Pregnant)
Length: ~ 1000+
Spoilers: All Episodes just to be safe,
Summary: At the Night of the Party, Quinn doesn't sleep with Puck, Rachel becomes that one lucky soul.
Side Note: Quinn and Finn, the hot tub? Never happened.
Quinn grumbled and grunted all the way, walking from the parking lot into the school and straight to the choir room for Glee rehearsal. After the new revelation Quinn had received she knew she needed to have it out with the brunette. So many questions had circled around Quinn's head after she found out that there was a bun in her oven. Sure Rachel had proven to be great that night, but was she really that great? Had some sort of magical powers and BAM Quinn was pregnant with some broadway devil spawn? Quinn shook her head. That was complete and utter bull. Rachel had to of done something mischievous when her head as down there. Hell it was down there enough times that night, Quinn was sure Rachel could've done something, hell anything.
Quinn walked up to the Choir room and strutted in, her eyes searching for the brunette. She first laid her eyes on Brittany and Santana, Brittany was currently moving her head around in rapid movements, like she was convulsing. Quinn titled her head to the side, partially mesmerized by the movement. She shook her head out of it, damn it she was a girl on a mission. Her eyes searched the room again, Kurt was plucking Mercedes eyebrows, Finn was brooding and playing the drums solemnly. Quinn rolled her eyes at him and noticed Puck staring at her curiously and pointing toward the piano.
Quinn moved her eyes to the piano. Bingo. There was the very girl she was looking for with Mr. Scheuster on the piano, of course as per usual working on their latest song just so she could hit the notes perfect as she always did. Quinn marched right on over to the argyle wearing girl and spun her around, keeping a tight grip on her arm. "We need to talk." She growled out.
The piano flubbed a few notes and the whole choir room went silent just as Kurt let out a girlish gasp. Everyone was anticipating a fight between the two. Hell, everyone was anticipating it ever since Glee had started. A punch, a smack, a hair pull, or a kiss (Well that was just Puck). Quinn glared at everyone quickly before turning back to Rachel. "In private," she added loudly.
Everyone in Glee took that as their queue to pretend to do something more important by filling the room with loud and obnoxious noises. Quinn ignored them and turned around dragging a whining and complaining Rachel in tow. She took another glance and caught Puck staring at them extremely curiously right before she exited the room.
It didn't take very long for Quinn to reach the girls bathroom just down the hall, she pushed Rachel in and almost slammed her into the side of the stall. Quinn slammed the door shut, and turned around to Rachel, narrowing her eyes at her. "What did you do to me?"
Rachel raised an eyebrow at Quinn and titled her head, clearly confused about this whole confrontation. "I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about."
"Don't play stupid with me Berry. How did you do it?" Quinn asked and stepped closer to Rachel standing over the younger girl, with an intimidating stance. "I knew there was a reason I called you Man Hands, but this? Oh, I never thought you'd go this far." Quinn stared in Rachel's eyes sure enough to bore holes right through the back of her head. Quinn's eyes then moved to Rachel's lips, then back to the eyes, and then back to the lips. She let out an aggravated scream and turned away, pacing back and forth.
Rachel put her hands on her hips and shook her head. "I'm sure if you would just inform me what you are so upset about then we can resolve it like civilized human beings." Rachel said. She stepped forward and put a hand on Quinn's shoulder. Quinn jerked away and glared at Rachel.
"You really don't know do you?" She asked in disbelief. Quinn laughed to herself and crossed her arms over her chest. "You," Quinn paused and clicked the roof of her mouth with her tongue. "I'm pregnant." Rachel stared blankly at Quinn for a moment and waited for her to continue but clearly that wasn't happening.
"Er, congratulations have you told Finn?" Rachel asked slowly, her voice wavering. Quinn shook her head and sighed.
"Finn didn't get me pregnant. You did." She said with a small sneer in her voice. Rachel paused and that same blank stare she gave just a moment ago came back. For a moment Quinn thought that Rachel was waiting for more until Rachel broke out into a fit of giggling. "This isn't something to laugh about."
"I think it is, Quinn do you realize what you're saying?" Rachel asked and lifted her eyes up, scrunching them. Quinn shook her head again and an aggravated grunt escaped her lips.
"I know exactly what I'm saying. Before that night at Pucks party I was a virgin, thanks to you I've lost that and gained myself a little tiny fetus currently growing and making me want to throw up at all hours of the day." Quinn spat to Rachel. "Now my question is, what did you do?"
"I didn't do anything. Well I did do things, but so did you if I recall." Rachel challenged with a questioning look. "And if you haven't realized, it's scientifically impossible."
"Read my lips." Quinn said and walked closer to Rachel, back into that intimidating stance. "Somehow you managed to do the impossible, because I'm pregnant, and I'm damn sure that this baby is half yours." Rachel was about to speak but Quinn but Quinn stopped her putting a finger to Rachel's lips. "Don't. Just don't. I know you think I'm crazy, but you know what? That's fine. I know this baby is yours."
Quinn stared at Rachel a little longer and then turned around briskly and walked away, as fast as she could. Rachel stood there in shock and confusion trying to wrap her head everything around. She never thought that she was that good. Rachel shook her head, there was no way Rachel could get another girl pregnant no matter how much talent she possessed, it was just impossible, right? Rachel sighed and rubbed her temples before walking out into the hallway, seeing Quinn far off into the distance of the hallway, she was going to humor the girl. "If you when you're at your tenth week we'll get a paternity test!" Rachel yelled. "Or maternity in this case," she added but Quinn didn't stop. "I don't even have a penis!" She yelled out remembering Quinn's first statements to her.
At that moment Puck's head appeared from a doorway, looking between Quinn and Rachel. He looked to Quinn who was huffing and puffing all the way down the hall and then to Rachel who looked flustered and confused. "Um..." Rachel put up her hand and started walking, passing Puck.
"Noah, please don't even bother." She said with a sigh and continued on her way. Somehow Rachel knew this whole ordeal wasn't going to be easy. "Just what I get for sleeping with the crazy ones." She mumbled.
brittany/santana,
quinn/rachel,
fic: glee,
rachel,
puck,
quinn