I deeply love urban dictionary
therefor I am happy to do this meme
1) Your name? Beauty
"Something inside the "beholder's" eye. "
I like number 6 best. It was also the shortest.
2) Your age? 21
"The age at which one is finally considered human. "
3) One of your friends?Matt
I couldn't decide between 5 and 6...
"A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it. "
or
"Masturbating After Touching Titties.
or
Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference."
4) What should you be doing? sleeping
"To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma."
seriously grandma...
5) Favorite color? none
"Half a penis
aaaaaa"
6) Birthplace? Bangalor, India
"Seemingly inexhaustible source of polite, well-educated, hard-working, low-cost technical talent.
Should perhaps be renamed Boss's-perfect-IT-man-galore.
Another three arriving from Bangalore on Monday morning, Susan. Sort out their induction packs for me, would you?"
7) Month of your birthday? August
Once again a toss up...
"That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!"
&
"A month that has no holidays.
August sucks. Oh well, there's always school, which starts in 5 days..."
8) Last person you talked to? My Mom
"an asskicker, to say the least
dude.. my mom totally kicked my ass last night when i called her a whore"
9) What did you last eat? Milk
"Mother I'd Love (to) Kick.
Opposite of MILF.
Dude that old bag that you were talking to was a MILK."
10) Your nickname? Tibby/Tibs
Tibby:
"stands for "Trendy Indian Bitch."
An Indian girl who is very trendy and very snobby.
Damn, Priti wears Prada to bed and make up to the gym; she's gone super tibby."
Tibs:
"
Acronym for "This is bullsh*t""
&
"An outstanding member of the Thibodeau family. A metal, punk loving, wholesome guy. That just can't get enough of Tiffany.
That Tibs guy is pretty crazy eh!"
They didn't have Thibodeau...
1) Your name? Beauty
"Something inside the "beholder's" eye. "
I like number 6 best. It was also the shortest.
2) Your age? 21
"The age at which one is finally considered human. "
3) One of your friends?Matt
I couldn't decide between 5 and 6...
"A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it. "
or
"Masturbating After Touching Titties.
or
Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference."
4) What should you be doing? sleeping
"To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma."
seriously grandma...
5) Favorite color? none
"Half a penis
aaaaaa"
6) Birthplace? Bangalor, India
"Seemingly inexhaustible source of polite, well-educated, hard-working, low-cost technical talent.
Should perhaps be renamed Boss's-perfect-IT-man-galore.
Another three arriving from Bangalore on Monday morning, Susan. Sort out their induction packs for me, would you?"
7) Month of your birthday? August
Once again a toss up...
"That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!"
&
"A month that has no holidays.
August sucks. Oh well, there's always school, which starts in 5 days..."
8) Last person you talked to? My Mom
"an asskicker, to say the least
dude.. my mom totally kicked my ass last night when i called her a whore"
9) What did you last eat? Milk
"Mother I'd Love (to) Kick.
Opposite of MILF.
Dude that old bag that you were talking to was a MILK."
10) Your nickname? Tibby/Tibs
Tibby:
"stands for "Trendy Indian Bitch."
An Indian girl who is very trendy and very snobby.
Damn, Priti wears Prada to bed and make up to the gym; she's gone super tibby."
Tibs:
"
Acronym for "This is bullsh*t""
&
"An outstanding member of the Thibodeau family. A metal, punk loving, wholesome guy. That just can't get enough of Tiffany.
That Tibs guy is pretty crazy eh!"
They didn't have Thibodeau...