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[uh_yourmom]

Oi, hey fucks. I'm back. Miss me?

Yea, I didn't think so.

New Years Resolutions:

+ Drink more.

+ Get laid. Get laid more.

+ This is gay.

+ I think I'm done here.

Comments

[stfuandstfd]

Huh, could have sworn you died or something.

[uh_yourmom]

Heh. You wish.

[stfuandstfd]

It would be pretty fucking sweet.

[emoing]

Shitting out a kitten was a life-threatening episode for him.

[stfuandstfd]

Yeah, well, he is a fucking loser.

[emoing]

Not an assumption there.