nother day at work

[uglythestarsare]

so today was a fun day at work. i had to be there 630 am again. i started in medic 1 which i was happy about because yesterday i was in medic 2, which is a horrible little van and it sucked being stuck in the back of all day. after a call or two i got switched back to medic 2 and i wasn't pleased but it was just til the paramedic came with the fly car, and i was gonna be in the fly car the rest of the day. the fly car is a police cruiser that the paramedic uses so that he can go to whatever ambulance needs him without bringing a whole other ambulance, its much much comfier than an ambulance to have to sit in for hours. and idiots who cant read mistake you for cops and its a little bit entertaining. i was reading my nicole richie book and alan (the paramedic) was looking at some car buying guide, and this woman runs over freaking out like THERE ARE CHILDREN OVER THERE PLAYING WITH ACORNS! they are THROWING THEM!!!!! SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET HURT! THEY'RE GOING TO BREAK THE SCHOOL WINDOWS WITH THE ACORNS THEY ARE TOSSING AT EACHOTHER!!!!! and we just like both went "mmhmmm...." and went back to reading, and then she left and we were like WHAT THE FUCK?!?!. windsor pd is now probably like, gonna get complaints about the cops who wouldn't put a stop to the dangerous acorn-tossing childrens' reign of terror... even though like, the car says PARAMEDIC all over, our shirts said WINDSOR EMS in big yellow letters, and i definatley dont look old enough to be a cop, and no cop on earth would care about kids playing with acorns near windows and bystanders. how in the hell is a small child going to break through a school window with a little nut? how much would people love EMS if they all went around screaming at children for playing with acorns ahahha. so like, it was really hot so we drove around to get some air going through the car and made jokes about police and acorns and shit, then we got the "unconcious fallen person" call and got there and there were 2 ambulances crews and 3 cops in this person's living room and there was like blood all over a table and the carpet and this guy was laying on the floor gurgling up blood. when it was time to get going to the hospital, i was supposed to go in the second ambulance with one guy and another was supposed to drive the fly car, and everybody else there was needed in the first ambulance cuz he was in such bad shape and needed so much. in the confusion, the guy who was supposed to drive the fly car ended up leaving with the first ambulance, leaving me and one other person, the fly car, and an ambulance, so like there was no choice but for me to drive the fly car, which i didnt complain about at all. there wasnt any handles or buttons to adjust the seat, so i had to drive this police cruiser all gangsta. i could reach the pedals fine but the seat was a little too far back, and the back of the seat was back a bit too far, so i was like leaning really far back and had my arm out straight to hold the wheel from far back... jkhshf ahahahha ilovedrivingthatthingeventhoughi'mprobablyreallynotsupposedto

an annoying part of the day though, i was done at 2 but they needed some people to stick around so i said i'd stay awhile, and i called and told my mom i was, then a couple hours later my stepdad called liek ARE YOU EVER COMING HOME??? osigssiogos stfu this is YOUR job, and you say you're sticking around a few minutes and come home hours later ON THE DAILY. then i came home and there was no food or money, so like, i had to use my debit card and spend what little i have left in the bank after putting gas in the stepdad's car for 2 days as well as my own car on stuff for him and my brother to make burgers and ham sandwiches?? i was like... is this a joke... but it wasnt.