w00t.

Apr 23, 2005 00:32

So, Bettina and I have this band.
Realistically, it's not really a band - in fact it's not much of anything. We've written the lyrics for somewhere around 30 songs. However, neither of us play instruments nor sing well. If I could scream, we could have something. Because Betty can play a bit of guitar. But I can't so we're screwed. I should learn bass, but I lack talent.
Our drummer is my invisible-gay-best-friend Petey with his uber hot black and pink hair. He's a skinny dangly boy but he likes beating things.

Our band name is Aesthetic Resource.

Our songs include:
- I gauged my twin's eye out, ate it, then wrote a song about it that all the scene kids liked.
- I like to rape emo children.
- Goat's are for milking, not for sexual relations you sicko.
- I have a fetish for long song titles so suck my wang.
- Do you enjoy dry sex in mosh pits while on E?
- I want your mom but she has this thing for your sister.

*none of the above have been written yet, however, I shall write them when I'm bored.
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