American Apparel clothes a hot mess, news at eleven
Do I even need to say anything? They want you to buy the whole outfit. It makes the poor skinny model look dumpy, you can see her bra, and those pants look like they're actually painted on. Sexy librarian - you're doing it wrong.
I'm not here to whine about their really, really skeevy advertising. I'll restrict myself to the articles of clothing that cannot be anything but hideous.
Ah, yes, the ever-popular overgrown '80s infant look.
What is this for? It's not decent, and it's not sexy either. It's just... awkward.
What is this for? Just... what? When would you wear this? Why does it exist?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
BUT WHY?
If I had to model this shit, I might dislocate my hip to get out of it too.
Oh, is it the '70s again? Huh.
ETA:
I do believe in reptile people. I do, I do.