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Etsy never ceases to amaze..
The idea of a tie-dress is tantalizing as is but add an uneven bust hem and slap a $215 price tag on that puppy and you have me sold.
This "Retro Multicolored Ultra Mini Tie Me Up Tie Me Down Necktie Skirt" for $55 certainly is... multicolored. I hope that silver ball rope is included.
Floorlength. Great. Now that I'm-being-swallowed-by-a-sock-drawer look I was going for is extra convincing. $235.
Draping the model on a chair wearing an ensemble that already screams "QUILT" might not have been the best plan. $495.
The seller seems to think this beauty is "perfect for a night out at the club or dinner with a date." With golf, football, soccer, baseball, and basketball, this number rounds all the bases (ayuckyuck). The fact that the basketball player appears to be dunking into her gineynet is a bonus. $55. Why is this against a leopard backdrop? Are you trying to induce aneurysms?
Simply saucy. $235.
This dress appears to be causing the model physical pain. Casting this dress in shadow was probably a good idea. $235.
Why is that one in the middle 4 inches longer? And why is that one the the left 6 inches shorter? And why... nevermind. $235.
I can't even imagine what these things look like in motion. Something made entirely of an accessory that was designed to sit flatly on a man's chest can't make the wearer look anything but frumpy.
Source: With 302 sales, I give you Glamarita's etsy shop.
The idea of a tie-dress is tantalizing as is but add an uneven bust hem and slap a $215 price tag on that puppy and you have me sold.
This "Retro Multicolored Ultra Mini Tie Me Up Tie Me Down Necktie Skirt" for $55 certainly is... multicolored. I hope that silver ball rope is included.
Floorlength. Great. Now that I'm-being-swallowed-by-a-sock-drawer look I was going for is extra convincing. $235.
Draping the model on a chair wearing an ensemble that already screams "QUILT" might not have been the best plan. $495.
The seller seems to think this beauty is "perfect for a night out at the club or dinner with a date." With golf, football, soccer, baseball, and basketball, this number rounds all the bases (ayuckyuck). The fact that the basketball player appears to be dunking into her gineynet is a bonus. $55. Why is this against a leopard backdrop? Are you trying to induce aneurysms?
Simply saucy. $235.
This dress appears to be causing the model physical pain. Casting this dress in shadow was probably a good idea. $235.
Why is that one in the middle 4 inches longer? And why is that one the the left 6 inches shorter? And why... nevermind. $235.
I can't even imagine what these things look like in motion. Something made entirely of an accessory that was designed to sit flatly on a man's chest can't make the wearer look anything but frumpy.
Source: With 302 sales, I give you Glamarita's etsy shop.