Who's Masturbating?

Oct 30, 2006 22:30

Okay, so I've entered the stock market. Hooray.

the above sentence was restored from something I wrote a while back. I'm officially impressed by Lj.

So a thought entered my head. I wonder when I text someone, or leave them a message on facebook, or comment on their journal, or they just happen to pop into my head, I wonder how many of them are masturbating at the moment that I think of them.

Or, how many of my friends will read this entry, and then later on that night, they're gonna go get themselves off. Is this website just a stop on the way to porn? Or are you reading this afterwards?

I wonder what sort of faces my friends make while masturbating. I wonder what sort of face I make. No, I'm not going to masturbate into a mirror. Next time I have sex however.... I'm totally gonna make her describe my face.
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