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[ugadog]

I need a new lamp. It helps me see.

I'm re-writing Company Ink. It makes me feel accomplished.

I'm importing tons of music onto my computer. It makes me feel cultured.

I want my college degree. It'll help me feel complete.

I need to take the GRE. It'll make me feel secure about the future.

I need to do some drugs. They (might, wouldn't know, never done drugs) make me feel relaxed.

I need to work with my stocks more. It makes me feel like a playboy.

I'm going to do some jumping jacks. They make me proud of my body.

I want a girlfriend who loves to cook, clean, sing, work out, camp, is hot, loves me, etc. It would make me feel like God.