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Oct 24, 2011 15:56

Does anyone else notice something distinctly ODD about the moon lately? First of all, it's a little bit bigger than usual. Secondly, it's got a hell of a schnoz- that's the scientific term. It's making me wonder if the 'man in the moon' idea actually has something to it... In any case, I don't think this problem is going to go away overnight. We're ( Read more... )

scully would not believe this, plot, paranoia is my middle name, best cures ever, experiment, a bad alignment?, scully would kill him, unleash the crazy theories!, didn't even need med school ha!, searching and seeking, the doctor is in!

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[Voice] no_use_running October 24 2011, 23:13:41 UTC

[Guess who else has a beak doctor mask?]

Please be sure to advise them regarding the method of jumping over a toad four times.

[Voice] ufo_fanboy October 25 2011, 01:23:58 UTC

[Clearly this is time... to set up a practice together!]

I'll be sure to do that, we don't want a bunch of relapses on our hands.

...I also left out the part about leeches, but I'd advise that only in some very specific instances.

[Voice] no_use_running October 25 2011, 04:43:15 UTC

[Clearly! She has a lot to learn from her esteemed colleague, after all.]

I see. I hope I haven't over-prescribed them.

[Voice] ufo_fanboy October 25 2011, 06:48:17 UTC

I'm sure you've done just fine. We don't have anyone complaining, after all.

Right now, it's finding a vial of unicorn phlegm that's really got me baffled, though... you'd think they'd have these things on hand somewhere. How are we supposed to run a practice without unicorn phlegm?

[Voice] no_use_running October 25 2011, 07:06:09 UTC

We know we have to make do here. Could we substitute something else? Mermaid saliva might provide enough of the same properties.

[Voice] ufo_fanboy October 26 2011, 15:53:32 UTC

Hmmm... [There is serious thought being put into this. There's the sound of him writing fast, he's drawing totally outlandish formulas right now.] You know something, that just might work? Of course, we'll have to test it out..

[Voice] no_use_running October 27 2011, 00:38:58 UTC

Should we ask for volunteers? [It'd be a bit wrong to just prescribe it to the next person needing help, wouldn't it?]

[Voice] ufo_fanboy October 29 2011, 21:40:12 UTC

That's a good idea. I'm sure we'll get plenty of willing participants, people have to be getting desperate to get those masks off.

[Voice] no_use_running October 29 2011, 23:04:55 UTC

We can put a call out over the journals.

[Voice] ufo_fanboy October 30 2011, 08:01:47 UTC

I say we do that. I've been wanting to run a few clinical trials, what better way to make it happen?

[Voice] no_use_running October 30 2011, 08:14:11 UTC

Excellent. Please allow me to collect data from our trials.

[Voice] ufo_fanboy October 31 2011, 07:49:38 UTC

That sounds good to me, you can collect all the data you think necessary.

[Now to get those victims subjects.]

[Voice] no_use_running October 31 2011, 08:00:23 UTC

[Patients. They're excellent doctors, after all. Ethical.]

I'll bring some volunteers as well.

[Voice] ufo_fanboy November 4 2011, 03:59:40 UTC

Good, we need a really good sized sample of the population, after all.

Hm... I think I'm going to go collect a few more supplies so we're ready int eh event of ANY abnormal masks.

[Voice] no_use_running November 4 2011, 04:17:09 UTC

Shall I find and accompany you?

[Voice] ufo_fanboy November 8 2011, 06:16:53 UTC

Feel free to. I'm just leaving the area of the shops with some more supplies...

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