[Voice/Action]
Does anyone else notice something distinctly ODD about the moon lately? First of all, it's a little bit bigger than usual. Secondly, it's got a hell of a schnoz- that's the scientific term. It's making me wonder if the 'man in the moon' idea actually has something to it... In any case, I don't think this problem is going to go away overnight. We're approaching All Hallows' Eve, or Samhain, after all, which is known to be a new year in some folkloric traditions... but I'm jumping ahead of myself. A more extensive investigation is needed. There's also one more thing...
[But at this point, he can resist the compulsion no longer, and on goes the Beak Doctor Mask for the rest of the transmission.]
By the way, skinnydipping is an effective method 50% of the time, if you're looking to remove any personality-altering mask. It's guaranteed a 100% success rate if you do it in the Fountain between the hours of noon and 12:06, and are carrying a purple toad on your head. Anything more specific you want me to look at, make an appointment. I do house calls.
[Mulder is roaming ALL OVER THE PLACE and stopping to give 'help' to people in the form of bizarre ideas. BIZARRE IDEAS THAT ACTUALLY WORK. Perhaps the most terrifying thing to this is... his theories aren't too much weirder than his normal. >.>; Pester away!]
[But at this point, he can resist the compulsion no longer, and on goes the Beak Doctor Mask for the rest of the transmission.]
By the way, skinnydipping is an effective method 50% of the time, if you're looking to remove any personality-altering mask. It's guaranteed a 100% success rate if you do it in the Fountain between the hours of noon and 12:06, and are carrying a purple toad on your head. Anything more specific you want me to look at, make an appointment. I do house calls.
[Mulder is roaming ALL OVER THE PLACE and stopping to give 'help' to people in the form of bizarre ideas. BIZARRE IDEAS THAT ACTUALLY WORK. Perhaps the most terrifying thing to this is... his theories aren't too much weirder than his normal. >.>; Pester away!]