Proof my mommy loves me...and why she is the best mommy ever.

Dec 18, 2009 17:19

Okay, so I won't be back in Cincinnati until January 8th. Today I got a Christmas card from my mom. Inside the card, she included her "Twelve Days of Christmas" list, along with $20.

Here is what the piece of paper said. I will include notes at the end, just in case people don't understand some of the references.

To Survive the Holiday Season, my Mother sent to me:

Dr. Spencer Reid's eidetic memory

Shemar Moore's room entering technique

John, Sam, and Dean in the Impala

A ton of rock salt

Iron Man's flight suit

Wolverine's adamantium claws

Snape and his potions

Sherlock's analytical mind

Xavier's gay hat

Goofy's nervous laugh

Five minutes rest

And Fluffy to fight alongside me.

Notes:

Shemar Moore plays Derek Morgan on the show Criminal Minds. He enters rooms by breaking down doors.

John, Sam, and Dean Winchester are from the show Supernatural. They have an awesome 1967 Chevy Impala. Rock salt is used in the show to fight ghosts and demons.

Sherlock as in Sherlock Holmes.

By "Xavier's gay hat" she means Cerebro, which, you must admit, is pretty gay looking in the movies. That hat takes it roughly from behind.

And finally, the one that most of you may not know, my Undead Warlock in World of Warcraft started out as Demonology specc'd. Fluffy is what I called my Voidwalker. Fluffy kicks major ass.

Any other questions will be answered if they are posted in my comments. ^_^

mom loves me., mom is awesome

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