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...When both members of the couple doing so mutter something about each forgetting their wallets and abruptly leave. It's worth mentioning that the bottles of KY were $2.84 but they had a $3.00 coupon to go with each one. Yes, they were effectively trying to get paid for buying more lube than two people can reasonably be expected to use. Seriously ( Read more... )

( Nah, just kidding. I totally didn't write this. )

So a few days ago I started a Facebook. Didn't really want to, but hey, I want people to buy my novel and anything to reach a broader audience, right? Well who just friended me but my high school youth pastor? And here's my profile advertising a nice big smut novel, naked woman posing all suggestively and everything ( Read more... )

I don't have anything really interesting to talk about lately so I'll do what everybody does in that situation and post a Youtube video. Someone on my friends list posted this yesterday and I can't stop watching it.

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Like I said to the person I got this from, the most amazing thing here is that someone actually had to 1) Contact Ron Jeremy 2) Get ( Read more... )

Last night (when the word came down/Ten dead in Chinatown...) I had a dream that I was composing a black metal version of the classic Fleetwood Mac song "Rhiannon." I couldn't seem to get past that vexing hook of "would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win?" but I must say that part was turning out rather nice. I was just figuring ( Read more... )