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Okay, this post is for all of you "scene" kiddos out there. Yeah. The ones with the uber cool dyed black hair and the thick glasses and what not. Those types. So if you consider yourself to be scene, mod, rad, or what have you, this entry is for you.
Alright, first let's talk about your fashion habits, since that seems to be the only thing you people concern yourself with.
Big glasses are not cool. They are reserved for old people and the blind only. Same with shitty looking thrift store shirts, looking like you are homeless is not awesome. This may seem as a shock to you, but we live in a society where if you do not look the part, you can't get a decent job. So if you don't dress with decent clothing, you will end up living in your parent's basement until you die, I'll elaborate on that further in a later segment.
Second. Yes you know a little HTML. That does not make you a computer guru. Shut your face, you don't know anything about computers, and you probably don't have the mental capacity to learn about computers either. Just because you can fool around with the colours on your fucking website does not mean you're a computer programmer. Get a life, you'll never make a living on designing live journal pages.
Third. Pictures of you and your significant other making out are disgusting, not cute, contrary to what you may believe. Pictures of your shoes are stupid. Noone cares about your Chuck Taylors, shove them up your ass. Pictures of your underwear just makes you seem even more like a whore, chances are everyone in your town have seen your panties anyway, you don't need to broadcast it on the internet.
Fourth. Your scenester lingo is not cool. "Mod" was an era in the fucking 60's. This is not the 60's, therefore you are not mod. Hardcore is not cool. Straight edge is not cool. You don't need to pretend you're in a little retard dancing club to have good morals. sXe! up yours!
Fifth. Your music sucks. Coheed and Cambria sucks. The Blood Brothers sounds like 10,000 whining screaming banshees put to even crappier music. You may know little unknown bands, but you aren't in them, so don't try and claim them. Claiming things is very juveneille, or " so third grade in your language. Your music sucks.
Sixth. Being a slut is not cool. It's disgusting, but you'll figure that out when your genitalia breaks out in blisters.
Seventh. Being a rebel is not cool. You will inevitably end up in a trailer, or in your parent's basement. You do not have a life, you're ruining a potential life, yours! Noone will help you change but yourself, as you most likely have rejected all of your friends and have chosen new friends by now, ones that better fit your "scene" nature.
Eighth. You are not a robot. You are not a dinosaur. You are a human, or used to be one, before you fucked yourself over. You may still have a chance, but probably not.
In short, scenesters suck. Bye bye.
Alright, first let's talk about your fashion habits, since that seems to be the only thing you people concern yourself with.
Big glasses are not cool. They are reserved for old people and the blind only. Same with shitty looking thrift store shirts, looking like you are homeless is not awesome. This may seem as a shock to you, but we live in a society where if you do not look the part, you can't get a decent job. So if you don't dress with decent clothing, you will end up living in your parent's basement until you die, I'll elaborate on that further in a later segment.
Second. Yes you know a little HTML. That does not make you a computer guru. Shut your face, you don't know anything about computers, and you probably don't have the mental capacity to learn about computers either. Just because you can fool around with the colours on your fucking website does not mean you're a computer programmer. Get a life, you'll never make a living on designing live journal pages.
Third. Pictures of you and your significant other making out are disgusting, not cute, contrary to what you may believe. Pictures of your shoes are stupid. Noone cares about your Chuck Taylors, shove them up your ass. Pictures of your underwear just makes you seem even more like a whore, chances are everyone in your town have seen your panties anyway, you don't need to broadcast it on the internet.
Fourth. Your scenester lingo is not cool. "Mod" was an era in the fucking 60's. This is not the 60's, therefore you are not mod. Hardcore is not cool. Straight edge is not cool. You don't need to pretend you're in a little retard dancing club to have good morals. sXe! up yours!
Fifth. Your music sucks. Coheed and Cambria sucks. The Blood Brothers sounds like 10,000 whining screaming banshees put to even crappier music. You may know little unknown bands, but you aren't in them, so don't try and claim them. Claiming things is very juveneille, or " so third grade in your language. Your music sucks.
Sixth. Being a slut is not cool. It's disgusting, but you'll figure that out when your genitalia breaks out in blisters.
Seventh. Being a rebel is not cool. You will inevitably end up in a trailer, or in your parent's basement. You do not have a life, you're ruining a potential life, yours! Noone will help you change but yourself, as you most likely have rejected all of your friends and have chosen new friends by now, ones that better fit your "scene" nature.
Eighth. You are not a robot. You are not a dinosaur. You are a human, or used to be one, before you fucked yourself over. You may still have a chance, but probably not.
In short, scenesters suck. Bye bye.