this being healthy thing is jacked.

no coffee
no soda
no ALCOHOL (*tears form in eye*)

lots of calorie counting ARRRGH. and RARRRRRG, too.

lots of uber ultra blindingly healthful food which = pain in the ass. but hopefully it will become a scrawny ass. sooon. not that i have a gadzillion poundletages i want to lose. just 10. 10. do you hear me, self?? ( Read more... )

i can be fake like them. i can be fake like them? i can't be fake like them...
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worst pep talk evar. (the above) but i really have to fake it in oh.... an hour and 20.

IT'S ALL GOOD, BOSS GUY I THOUGHT WAS ON MY SIDE. i'll never believe you again and i'm sure i can hide that BEHIND A SMILE.
*$#%%%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$$$(^^^^^^^^^@)^@)$% (wheee ( Read more... )

i cut my hair.

not a bad idea, but somehow i- i have BANGS?

jesus h. how in the tiddlyfuck did that happen? oh wait. i remember now. i grabbed the forelock, tilted over the can, and CUT. omfg to the eyebrows. i haven't suffered bags in teh eyes for... a long ass time. but it may fix the other problem which is why i was cutting in the first place ( Read more... )