GROWLLLLL

[ubercache]

I just TORE UP a fucking bacon egg and cheese biscuit from McDs. I opened the wrapper and gave it a hard stare. It looked back at me. It wanted to be inside me, i could tell.

So I say to the sammich, "I'm going to eat the shit outta you".

And I ate it. I ate the shit out of it. I think I ate the wrapper too.

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[ipris]

gold star deli's sausage and scrambled eggs on toasted english muffin almost every weekday morning for breakfast.
it's to the point where i call down there, and say 'it's dan', and they just know what to make.

[drumloops]

that's funny; it sounds like "cheers."

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

[ubercache]

This is a funny story:

The last time I was in NYC, i stoped by Dan's place unnanounced with my uncle. I stopped by CitiBar and assked Derrick if you had been in there and chatted with him for a while. On the way out, my uncle looks at me and says, "They know you guys by name here"

:-P

[ipris]

a diabetic is all about routines. :/

[ubercache]

Like your "Strap On Sundays" routine?

[ipris]

what can i say. she likes double penetration, and well i wasn't blessed with two penii.

oh - and just an unrelated note hyde owes you some smoke. yesterday was 4/20. he knows.

[ubercache]

YOU ROCKIN MY GANJE!!

That's cool man, hope you enjoyed it :-)

[ipris]

half a jazoint flew out the window. heh. it all hit me like a load of bricks.

[xxsimulacraxx]

you mean he smoked the rest of my....i mean *STEVES* weed?!??!?? :O

curses! is nothing sacred?

and fuck yes, i *do* like double penetration! what's it to ya?

[drumloops]

did steve just call you a "happy unicorn"?

:O

[ubercache]

Hungry Unicorn!!!

Or Happy Pierre :-)