GROWLLLLL

[ubercache]

I just TORE UP a fucking bacon egg and cheese biscuit from McDs. I opened the wrapper and gave it a hard stare. It looked back at me. It wanted to be inside me, i could tell.

So I say to the sammich, "I'm going to eat the shit outta you".

And I ate it. I ate the shit out of it. I think I ate the wrapper too.