pretty please?

[uberangrybeaver]

hey mister bass player...
i think i could love you.
it's been a long time since i shared that with someone.
i'd like to share it with you...
you're so sweet, and have impeccable manners.
you appreciate art and make your own.
you love music and make your own.
you love to cuddle as much as i do.
you're short and so am i, and we look so cute side by side.
you make my palms sweaty and my stomach all flip-floppy.
i'm kind of a pussy when it comes to this stuff...
so if you could, pretty please, just let me know how you feel.

*squeak*