you rattling piece of crap that is hogging the drive way...this one's for you! I FREAKIN' LOVE YOU!
Here we go
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My cars a big piece of shit
cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelts fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(its a piece of shit)
I cant see through the windshield
cause its got a big fucking crack
And the interior smells real bad
cause my friend puked in the back
(its a piece of shit)
(piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(hes got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(that fuckin pile of shit)
100% crap
(never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car
Its got no cd player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(they can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin brakes
Im always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear hey, watch it asshole
(you fuckin piece of shit)
(piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(he got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(that fuckin pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
Youre too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But Im too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin stalls
And the seat cushions got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(what a pain in his ass)
(you got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin tires
(you got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(you got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(you got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
(you got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks Im a loser
(you got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(piece of shit car...)
-Adam Sandler
I LOVE MY CAR lol! Even if it's falling apart and spewing power steering fluid everywhere and squeals and rattles so loud that people stare when i'm driving down the road...
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My cars a big piece of shit
cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelts fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(its a piece of shit)
I cant see through the windshield
cause its got a big fucking crack
And the interior smells real bad
cause my friend puked in the back
(its a piece of shit)
(piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(hes got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(that fuckin pile of shit)
100% crap
(never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car
Its got no cd player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(they can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin brakes
Im always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear hey, watch it asshole
(you fuckin piece of shit)
(piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(he got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(that fuckin pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
Youre too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But Im too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin stalls
And the seat cushions got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(what a pain in his ass)
(you got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin tires
(you got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(you got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(you got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
(you got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks Im a loser
(you got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(piece of shit car...)
-Adam Sandler
I LOVE MY CAR lol! Even if it's falling apart and spewing power steering fluid everywhere and squeals and rattles so loud that people stare when i'm driving down the road...