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Next Entry I am so tired of toddlers and babies and birthdays ;_; I'm just glad the toddler years are almost over.
Also, why do I eat doritos and drink coffee knowing perfectly well I will suffer horrible heart burn for the rest of the day? :|
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Chastity: You know, I'm just fine with having two grandchildren. So please don't have any more children.
Marla: Mother, I can't help the random urges I get...
Blond guy! Heck yes! Maybe a blond haired baby will exist in the 5th generation!?
Then George (her name is Georginia or some shit, but we'll call her George) who is Norris's ex wife (and current girlfriend lmao) showed up with her... baby?
Who allowed you to have children? :| now my girls have a half sister.
Marla: Hey there sexy, wanna go for another round in the LOVE MACHINE? By that I mean my bed.
Norris: Um... my girlfriend is right over there...
George: Well... this is upsetting.
So she dumped her baby on the ground and ate a hamburger.
Good ole George.
Marla lures her men in with her guitar, then she woos them slowly.
This was the easiest thing. All she had to do was tell him he was pretty about 5 times and they had max relationship 8D
Yay! She isn't going to get her heart broken for once!
Chastity: Yay! A birthday!
Marla: I'm going to eat that cake SO HARD...
Marla: Oh my god... there are TWO cakes...
Jena: GIMME DAT CAKE
Marla: Did my baby just SPEAK!?
Marla: I feel like my dad is doing something innapropriate behind me...
Krista Rumby, who, if you forgot, is a Grumpy Couch Potato.
And Jena Rumby, who is Neurotic and Virtuoso.
First thing that happens to these two? They get sat in the high chairs and forgotten about. :|
I was all "WHY THE HELL DID MARLA LEAVE WORK EARLY- oh okay I see."
Krista learned how to read apparently.
Krista: Idk, every single page in this book is exactly the same...
Jena prefers to pretend to be a pirate.
Jena: ARGH! ... I can't get out. Halp.
Dillon is taking the dog for a walk.
The invisible dog.
I want my Sims to have a dog :(
This seems like a strange set-up for an intervention.
Dillon&Chastity: I wonder when she's planning on telling us she's pregnant...
Since the maid is pretty hot, Marla gets to flirt a bit.
Maid: These are my ~sexy eyes~
Dillon: You know what would be a good idea?
You marrying my daughter and making an honest woman of her.
Marla: Oh daddy, that's not going to happen.
Dillon: I don't see why not. We'd have a live-in maid...
Marla: OH GOD I JUST WENT INTO LABOR.
Marla: HAAAALP
Everyone: *disperses*
Marla: Screw this, you guys are useless. I WANT MY MOMMY.
Meet Oli! (Ah-Lee... like in Oliver without the ver.) He's a boy :D and he's a clumsy genius.
Krista: Let's play leep frog!
Jena: No thanks. I'd rather play horsie.. with my horsie.
Well, might as well do this ONE MORE TIME.
Marla: Just so you know, you'll probably be my last.
Maid: ... how many guys have you been with?
Meet ____ the pirahnah. He barely lived 2 days.
A beautiful family scene :D
With more family on the way *buahaha*
I love this. I saw the moon rising and was all "OH THIS IS COOL I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE" so I did.
Oli's birthday!
I think he got... a lot of Chastity's genes.
This is our baby sitter. For the longest time I thought he was a girl.
GARDENING. (I got his skill all the way up to 10, but then realized his lifespan was getting shorter... kinda a waste of garden.)
Sorry, didn't realize I was interupting the book club's meeting.
Dillon: Don't mind me, just filching some garlic...
Birthdays again.
Marla: I'm getting tired of all these dang birthdays. And why do I have to take the kids to the cake all the time anyways?
Dillon: I wonder what would happen if I just took this cake and threw it out the window...
Super Deformed Birthday Tiem!
More Super Deformed Birthday Tiem!
Jena already seems pretty dissapointed in how her life is turning out.
Jena has a slightly fatter face then Krista. Just saying.
Marla: I want to eat this moldy cake, but I think my water just broke...
Krista: PLEASE don't tell me you are having more children.
Marla: But I AM having more children
Krista: AWW NO FAIR
IT'S TIME FOR "WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT BASKET"!
Here is Aliah, she is an artistic couch potato.
And this here is Sonia. She is brave and artistic.
Marla: Um... what are you doing there?
Krista: Writing a novel.
Marla:.... riiight.
My girls have ~talent~. Krista is level 6 in writing, and Jena is level 4 in painting. Yet neither of them are Artistic. HM...
This is the way we tend our crops
tend our crops, tend our crops
This is the way we tend our crops
All day long.
Oli's birthday. (He glitched and was stuck at "Will age in 4 days" for a while, so it's time for a forced birthday!)
Oli.. I really don't approve of those pajamas.
Chastity had a hankering for fishing, so I decided this place would be best.
Yes, little Death Fish, YOU WILL BE MINE.
Then I'll hope you don't die when I put you in a fish tank.
GAH BIRTHDAYS.
Aliah, who is adorable as hell <333
And Sonia who is ALSO adorable as hell <33333
She also got her Great-Great-Grandmother's eyes.
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Next update isn't really that far off, so expect one tomorrow? (Holy shit)
I'm trying to keep my updates around 70 pictures.