Man I need to learn me how to play the gee-tar

[ube86]

I have been writing Post-modernist folk songs lately, as such I need to learn how to play the guitar passably well so that I can sit on street corners and enlighten passerby to the impossibility of enlightenment.

Cool, eh?

I feel like the Fucking Residents without the Fucking Eyeballs.

Also, that ugly thing for a picture is my lower back.

Huzzah.