Is it Real or is it Memorex
So, there's this conversation rolling around in my head, that I can't figure out if it happened or if I dreamed it. If it happened, please let me know so that I can be reassured that my grip on reality hasn't slipped to much.
Some one is telling me that they've been grocery shopping and even registered for a ralph's card - tho' they are unsure of what use a ralph's card is for. I tell them that the card is in lieu of in-store coupons. Does that mean that they don't accept coupons they reply. No, I say, they still accept manufacturer coupons - they just don't release any coupons of their own. The card functions as in-store coupons.
So if this conversation happened with you and you're all 'Bitch, that JUST happened, why are you forgetting me like that?' You know what? I'm going FUCKING crazy here. Seriously, MY. BRAIN. IS. EATING. ITSELF.
Don't be hating on me like that OK?
If I dreamed this - WTF? Why am I wasting brain juice on ralph's store cards. You know? It's not like I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!
Yo - where are my drugs?
Some one is telling me that they've been grocery shopping and even registered for a ralph's card - tho' they are unsure of what use a ralph's card is for. I tell them that the card is in lieu of in-store coupons. Does that mean that they don't accept coupons they reply. No, I say, they still accept manufacturer coupons - they just don't release any coupons of their own. The card functions as in-store coupons.
So if this conversation happened with you and you're all 'Bitch, that JUST happened, why are you forgetting me like that?' You know what? I'm going FUCKING crazy here. Seriously, MY. BRAIN. IS. EATING. ITSELF.
Don't be hating on me like that OK?
If I dreamed this - WTF? Why am I wasting brain juice on ralph's store cards. You know? It's not like I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!
Yo - where are my drugs?