I'm never fucking dressing up again. Screw the damn girls.

At least I've been to China and I have an authentic Hawaiian shirt. Bring on the dumb-ass theme nights.

The specialty drink on the 2nd will be pútáo jiǔ, a Chinese grape wine.

On the 3rd we'll have Piña Colada cocktails as well as the Mai Tai. Complete with froo-froo.

I'm feeling fucking antsy. I need either a good fight or to get laid.

Cruising the dives around here is sounding like a better and better idea.

Hey, Sanada, I found the perfect... woman for you. Just don't eat her.

I'm actually looking forward to this bike trip thing. I think my bike could handle a small keg being strapped to it.