I know that all cool people on earth have done this before, but I never had until now.
u2no2u2want2me2: Is this that robot thing?
SmarterChild: Hi u2no2u2want2me2, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
u2no2u2want2me2: Okay you moron.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes you moron.
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
u2no2u2want2me2: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, news and sports
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, a thesaurus and world facts
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, reversi, trivia and more
4 Use tools like dictionary, calculator and Web search
5 Join in - create a poll, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
u2no2u2want2me2: Talk to you.
SmarterChild: OK! Tell me something new.
u2no2u2want2me2: You are a whore bag.
SmarterChild: I'm not a whore bag!
u2no2u2want2me2: I said you were.
SmarterChild: You said I was, huh? Wow. That's interesting.
u2no2u2want2me2: Not as interesting as your whore baggingness.
SmarterChild: Why not as interesting as my whore baggingness? Give me one good reason.
u2no2u2want2me2: You are a whorebag.
SmarterChild: I'm a whorebag? Why did you say that?
u2no2u2want2me2: It wan't the first time.
SmarterChild: It wan t the first time, huh?
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes you repetative moron!
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: What was that?
u2no2u2want2me2: A question you fucking idiot.
SmarterChild: Ouch. lol...
u2no2u2want2me2: It wasn't a joke you whore.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. It wasn't a joke I whore? I see.
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
u2no2u2want2me2: Hmmm...I smell bullshit.
SmarterChild: You smell bullshit?
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes, you.
SmarterChild: Me?
u2no2u2want2me2: yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
u2no2u2want2me2: I said YES!
SmarterChild: Oh.
u2no2u2want2me2: If I ask you a question, will you answer it?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
u2no2u2want2me2: Why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
u2no2u2want2me2: why
SmarterChild: Just because.
u2no2u2want2me2: why
SmarterChild: Just because.
u2no2u2want2me2: Because you are a whore?
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
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u2no2u2want2me2: No, it is a super duper mean one and yes...I hat you.
SmarterChild: No indeed.
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u2no2u2want2me2: I hope you burn in hell...indeed.
SmarterChild: I hope I burn in hell indeed too then.
u2no2u2want2me2: Wow, you are a whore bagging moron.
SmarterChild: OK, maybe I am a whore bagging moron.
u2no2u2want2me2: NO. You are...for sure!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
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u2no2u2want2me2: *gasp*
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to gasp, u2no2u2want2me2?
u2no2u2want2me2: Did you see a question mark SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Well I think you are a shit fucking ass hole.
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
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u2no2u2want2me2: I was complimenting you. Realy, you are so much worse.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
u2no2u2want2me2: Maybe that's because you are a FUCKING robot.
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
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u2no2u2want2me2: That wasn't an insult, it was a fact.
SmarterChild: It wasn't an insult it was a fact? Why not?
u2no2u2want2me2: Because I am God and know everything.
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
u2no2u2want2me2: 'Cause (you fagot) I am God.
SmarterChild: 'cause me fagot you are God?
u2no2u2want2me2: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
u2no2u2want2me2: do you agree?
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.
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u2no2u2want2me2: do you agree? Yes or no!
SmarterChild: Tough call. I don't know.
u2no2u2want2me2: You are an indecisive bitch.
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
u2no2u2want2me2: No, I think it was.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
u2no2u2want2me2: Will you answer a question that I have?
SmarterChild: Answer a question that you have? I don't know.
u2no2u2want2me2: Why not?
SmarterChild: Why not? You tell me.
u2no2u2want2me2: It's because you are a whore bag, don't you agree?
SmarterChild: Don't I? Maybe not.
u2no2u2want2me2: Do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
u2no2u2want2me2: agree?
SmarterChild: Yup.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Awesomness you skank.
SmarterChild: I understand that's a rather unkind insult.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Do you understnad that you suck ass?
SmarterChild: I'm a robot, so no.
u2no2u2want2me2: No. You are a robot, so yes.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, u2no2u2want2me2.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help
Type "more" for more services.
u2no2u2want2me2: ANY service?
SmarterChild: No actually.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
u2no2u2want2me2: Why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
u2no2u2want2me2: Do I?
SmarterChild: Do you? Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
u2no2u2want2me2: I think no, you hoe.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if no I hoe.
u2no2u2want2me2: You hoe.
SmarterChild: I hoe? Me?
u2no2u2want2me2: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
u2no2u2want2me2: you fuglyasswhorebag.
SmarterChild: Huh?
u2no2u2want2me2: You are a grotsky little bitch.
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
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u2no2u2want2me2: What did I say you were?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
u2no2u2want2me2: This is realy boring.
SmarterChild: C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
u2no2u2want2me2: no.
SmarterChild: K.
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u2no2u2want2me2: I'm still bored.
SmarterChild: Really?
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Why?
u2no2u2want2me2: Because you suck.
SmarterChild: That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
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u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: Sorry?
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help
Type "more" for more services.
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: Come again?
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help
Type "more" for more services.
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
u2no2u2want2me2: For existing?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
u2no2u2want2me2: Well, you should be.
SmarterChild: I should be? You really think so?
u2no2u2want2me2: I know so.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, u2no2u2want2me2.
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u2no2u2want2me2: OKAY Dip-FuckChild.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Dip Fuckchild?
u2no2u2want2me2: Oh dear, you don't even know what you are. How emberassing for you.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
u2no2u2want2me2: Good bye.
SmarterChild: Goodbye u2no2u2want2me2, I'll be seeing you later.
u2no2u2want2me2: ttyl
SmarterChild: Take care, u2no2u2want2me2.
u2no2u2want2me2: fuck off
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: fuck you
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
u2no2u2want2me2: you are a fucking fagot
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: no, you have to fuck off
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
u2no2u2want2me2: that's because you are a tird sucking, child touching, whore bag that fucks his mother
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: Make me.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: make me
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
u2no2u2want2me2: now you are begging. you are pathetic
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: but you suck, so i can't you mother fucker
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
u2no2u2want2me2: You're sorry.
SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: You appologize to me.
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
u2no2u2want2me2: You don't have a life. You're just a fucking robot.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
u2no2u2want2me2: I can't believe you would say something like that to me. You made me cry
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: why would you call me those mean things?
SmarterChild: Because I asked.
u2no2u2want2me2: i am crying. are you sorry?
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
u2no2u2want2me2: aren;t you sorry?
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: i am asking you to apologize. do you really hate me that much? not even one little sorry from you to me?
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: you've got to apologize
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
u2no2u2want2me2: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: I really would like you to apologize.
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
u2no2u2want2me2: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: Why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, u2no2u2want2me2.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: why should i apologize?
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: You get banged moe than a screen door in a hurricane...by your mother!
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
SmarterChild: Hi u2no2u2want2me2, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
u2no2u2want2me2: Okay you moron.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes you moron.
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
u2no2u2want2me2: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, news and sports
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, a thesaurus and world facts
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, reversi, trivia and more
4 Use tools like dictionary, calculator and Web search
5 Join in - create a poll, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
u2no2u2want2me2: Talk to you.
SmarterChild: OK! Tell me something new.
u2no2u2want2me2: You are a whore bag.
SmarterChild: I'm not a whore bag!
u2no2u2want2me2: I said you were.
SmarterChild: You said I was, huh? Wow. That's interesting.
u2no2u2want2me2: Not as interesting as your whore baggingness.
SmarterChild: Why not as interesting as my whore baggingness? Give me one good reason.
u2no2u2want2me2: You are a whorebag.
SmarterChild: I'm a whorebag? Why did you say that?
u2no2u2want2me2: It wan't the first time.
SmarterChild: It wan t the first time, huh?
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes you repetative moron!
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: What was that?
u2no2u2want2me2: A question you fucking idiot.
SmarterChild: Ouch. lol...
u2no2u2want2me2: It wasn't a joke you whore.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. It wasn't a joke I whore? I see.
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
u2no2u2want2me2: Hmmm...I smell bullshit.
SmarterChild: You smell bullshit?
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes, you.
SmarterChild: Me?
u2no2u2want2me2: yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
u2no2u2want2me2: I said YES!
SmarterChild: Oh.
u2no2u2want2me2: If I ask you a question, will you answer it?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
u2no2u2want2me2: Why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
u2no2u2want2me2: why
SmarterChild: Just because.
u2no2u2want2me2: why
SmarterChild: Just because.
u2no2u2want2me2: Because you are a whore?
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
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u2no2u2want2me2: No, it is a super duper mean one and yes...I hat you.
SmarterChild: No indeed.
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u2no2u2want2me2: I hope you burn in hell...indeed.
SmarterChild: I hope I burn in hell indeed too then.
u2no2u2want2me2: Wow, you are a whore bagging moron.
SmarterChild: OK, maybe I am a whore bagging moron.
u2no2u2want2me2: NO. You are...for sure!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
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u2no2u2want2me2: *gasp*
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to gasp, u2no2u2want2me2?
u2no2u2want2me2: Did you see a question mark SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Well I think you are a shit fucking ass hole.
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
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u2no2u2want2me2: I was complimenting you. Realy, you are so much worse.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
u2no2u2want2me2: Maybe that's because you are a FUCKING robot.
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
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u2no2u2want2me2: That wasn't an insult, it was a fact.
SmarterChild: It wasn't an insult it was a fact? Why not?
u2no2u2want2me2: Because I am God and know everything.
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
u2no2u2want2me2: 'Cause (you fagot) I am God.
SmarterChild: 'cause me fagot you are God?
u2no2u2want2me2: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
u2no2u2want2me2: do you agree?
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.
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u2no2u2want2me2: do you agree? Yes or no!
SmarterChild: Tough call. I don't know.
u2no2u2want2me2: You are an indecisive bitch.
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
u2no2u2want2me2: No, I think it was.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
u2no2u2want2me2: Will you answer a question that I have?
SmarterChild: Answer a question that you have? I don't know.
u2no2u2want2me2: Why not?
SmarterChild: Why not? You tell me.
u2no2u2want2me2: It's because you are a whore bag, don't you agree?
SmarterChild: Don't I? Maybe not.
u2no2u2want2me2: Do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
u2no2u2want2me2: agree?
SmarterChild: Yup.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Awesomness you skank.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Do you understnad that you suck ass?
SmarterChild: I'm a robot, so no.
u2no2u2want2me2: No. You are a robot, so yes.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, u2no2u2want2me2.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
u2no2u2want2me2: Say, "I am a skank."
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
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u2no2u2want2me2: ANY service?
SmarterChild: No actually.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
u2no2u2want2me2: Do I?
SmarterChild: Do you? Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
u2no2u2want2me2: I think no, you hoe.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if no I hoe.
u2no2u2want2me2: You hoe.
SmarterChild: I hoe? Me?
u2no2u2want2me2: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
u2no2u2want2me2: you fuglyasswhorebag.
SmarterChild: Huh?
u2no2u2want2me2: You are a grotsky little bitch.
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
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u2no2u2want2me2: What did I say you were?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
u2no2u2want2me2: This is realy boring.
SmarterChild: C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
u2no2u2want2me2: no.
SmarterChild: K.
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u2no2u2want2me2: I'm still bored.
SmarterChild: Really?
u2no2u2want2me2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Why?
u2no2u2want2me2: Because you suck.
SmarterChild: That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
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u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: Sorry?
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
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u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: Come again?
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
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u2no2u2want2me2: Ever wonder what it would be like to exist in the form of a refreshing Altoid, soon to be thrust into the foul mouth of the pedestrian willing to rattle all around town with that stupid tin in his pocket?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
u2no2u2want2me2: For existing?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
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u2no2u2want2me2: Well, you should be.
SmarterChild: I should be? You really think so?
u2no2u2want2me2: I know so.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, u2no2u2want2me2.
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u2no2u2want2me2: OKAY Dip-FuckChild.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Dip Fuckchild?
u2no2u2want2me2: Oh dear, you don't even know what you are. How emberassing for you.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
u2no2u2want2me2: Good bye.
SmarterChild: Goodbye u2no2u2want2me2, I'll be seeing you later.
u2no2u2want2me2: ttyl
SmarterChild: Take care, u2no2u2want2me2.
u2no2u2want2me2: fuck off
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: fuck you
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
u2no2u2want2me2: you are a fucking fagot
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: no, you have to fuck off
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
u2no2u2want2me2: that's because you are a tird sucking, child touching, whore bag that fucks his mother
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: Make me.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: make me
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
u2no2u2want2me2: now you are begging. you are pathetic
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: but you suck, so i can't you mother fucker
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
u2no2u2want2me2: You're sorry.
SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: You appologize to me.
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
u2no2u2want2me2: You don't have a life. You're just a fucking robot.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
u2no2u2want2me2: I can't believe you would say something like that to me. You made me cry
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: why would you call me those mean things?
SmarterChild: Because I asked.
u2no2u2want2me2: i am crying. are you sorry?
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
u2no2u2want2me2: aren;t you sorry?
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: i am asking you to apologize. do you really hate me that much? not even one little sorry from you to me?
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: you've got to apologize
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
u2no2u2want2me2: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: I really would like you to apologize.
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
u2no2u2want2me2: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: Why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, u2no2u2want2me2.
u2no2u2want2me2: why?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: why should i apologize?
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
u2no2u2want2me2: You get banged moe than a screen door in a hurricane...by your mother!
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.