Would you like fuck with that?

[tyrrlan]

Good day, my name is Lord Moneybumpkins Fooflepants Strongles Cocknapkin Blintzy Blarkins Oorglefuck Esquire III, Baron of the High Reaches, Leader of the Armies of the Pimply Pus, Overwatch of Testiclestrangle Vale, Grand Ruler of the Multiverse and I'll be your waiter for the evening. Our menu is:

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Appetizers
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- Herpes with cheese, garnished in a light mayo sauce.
- A small pile of squid eyes.
- The small intestine of a cat I found in my back yard some time last week. (Don't ask what happened to the cat)
- An unidentified hairy substance.
- The brim of an old baseball cap.

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Entrees
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- The half-eaten carcass of a water buffalo, served with your choice of maggots or fries.
- Cock-on-a-stick.
- A big-ol'-heaping-plate of BYTHEMOTHEROFMYUNHOLYGODWHATTHEFUCKISTHAT?!
- A pile of chopped up penis with our own "special white cream sauce."
- Demon stomach stuffed with clumps of matted hair found at murder scenes.
- The Anarchy Burger.

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Dessert
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- Urinesicle.
- Rectal Surprise Pudding.
- An enormous quantity of crack.
- A knotted ball of veins. (ewww)
- The corns that were chopped off of my grandmother's left foot.
- That fucking mole on Cindy Crawford's face.
- A HERRING!

I'll be back in a few minutes to take your order.