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tyrrlan

ASCII PRON.

Oct 23, 2003 02:33

Once upon a time, there was a boy called Alex. Alex went to college. Alex did not do his statistics work. Alex went..."OH FUCK...I'M FAILING?!?!?" The moral of this story is: Don't sleep with gnomes. They'll bite your ankles and give you crabs. Or was that the scummy toilet seat? *shrug ( Read more... )

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shadowedflower October 23 2003, 06:02:48 UTC

you are a special, special person.
don't forget the time honored tradition of replacing shampoo or conditioner with nair...

tyrrlan October 23 2003, 13:40:42 UTC

My god! INCREDIBLE. Why aren't you working for the CIA?

dragicorn October 23 2003, 08:10:52 UTC

i love you alex.

and if i could ride a unicycle i would. so nyah.

Lady Crazy Shit demands that all peasants ignore Lord Poo Monkey and wear their underwear on their head or suffer being raped by the tail of a Gay Sock Monkey.

tyrrlan October 23 2003, 13:47:23 UTC

OH MY GOODNESS. LADY CRAZY SHIT...How can this be??? You were devoured by the Vyraxian Devil Dong ten thousand years ago!!!

dragicorn October 23 2003, 22:17:02 UTC

my dear lord monkey poo, it does not take ten thousand years for the Vyraxian Devil Dong to take a shit.

and you'll marry her and are happy to make her smile, but you don't love me? *cries*

tyrrlan October 24 2003, 00:09:57 UTC

Alas! How can I refuse such a fair damsel's love? It appears that that three-way relationship is going to turn into a four-way one... This should be interesting. *evil grin*

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Will you marry me? aderah October 23 2003, 09:39:23 UTC

Alex you make me happy. What a refreshing taste of meaningless bumble!

Re: Will you marry me? tyrrlan October 23 2003, 13:44:13 UTC

Heheheh! YES! I will marry you. Unfortunately, I am also engaged to the pagan god Patchouli who is notorious for her ability to make disbelievers suffer incredible intestinal discomfort. SO, if you're willing for a weird sort of arrangement, I'm all for it.

kschoiceaddict October 23 2003, 13:58:40 UTC

you always make me smile! you really did make me laugh out loud about the hot potato thing. hahahaha - gonnna be amused by that for awhile. thank you for your rambles.

tyrrlan October 23 2003, 16:27:26 UTC

A pleasure as always, my dear! And now, off to administer justice in my Ross Perot mask... Bitches are gonna DIE... *angelic smile*

kajanga October 24 2003, 16:26:06 UTC

lord poo monkey shall meet his

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at my hand! just because.

tyrrlan October 24 2003, 18:38:09 UTC

HOLY FUCK. Anyone who can type that many O's IS NOT to be reckoned with!