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tyrrlan

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Oct 23, 2003 02:33

Once upon a time, there was a boy called Alex. Alex went to college. Alex did not do his statistics work. Alex went..."OH FUCK...I'M FAILING?!?!?" The moral of this story is: Don't sleep with gnomes. They'll bite your ankles and give you crabs. Or was that the scummy toilet seat? *shrug ( Read more... )

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dragicorn October 23 2003, 08:10:52 UTC

i love you alex.

and if i could ride a unicycle i would. so nyah.

Lady Crazy Shit demands that all peasants ignore Lord Poo Monkey and wear their underwear on their head or suffer being raped by the tail of a Gay Sock Monkey.

tyrrlan October 23 2003, 13:47:23 UTC

OH MY GOODNESS. LADY CRAZY SHIT...How can this be??? You were devoured by the Vyraxian Devil Dong ten thousand years ago!!!

dragicorn October 23 2003, 22:17:02 UTC

my dear lord monkey poo, it does not take ten thousand years for the Vyraxian Devil Dong to take a shit.

and you'll marry her and are happy to make her smile, but you don't love me? *cries*

tyrrlan October 24 2003, 00:09:57 UTC

Alas! How can I refuse such a fair damsel's love? It appears that that three-way relationship is going to turn into a four-way one... This should be interesting. *evil grin*

dragicorn October 25 2003, 09:12:03 UTC

i said i loved you. i never said i'dgo into a relationship...
that would make you with two wives and a misstress.
good gods you're a manwhore.

tyrrlan October 25 2003, 12:38:57 UTC

*bows*

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