Oct 20, 2003 03:34
So...this weekend WUZ TEH ROXXOR. Nonstop, back-to-back visiting of friends... (Tracy...we said hi and then you disappeared! WHAT HAPPEN?!?) I had so much fun, I exploded like a cow stepping on a land mine.
"SHEEEEIT...Lester, John-Bob's kid's playing in the front yard! Get the shatgun, we got dinner fer tonite!!"
So, I was wondering...what would happen if you got one of those tasers that shoots out the two little darts that stick into people and electrocutes 'em... Well, what would happen if each of those little dart thingies hit somebody RIGHT IN THE EYES?!? HRMMM?!?!?! You gotta wonder. It'd be like fuckin' do-it-yourself electro-shock therapy... You know, like a new XTREME SHOW. Because everything's XTREME nowadays (props to the Best Site in the World). Shit, we could have new XTREME STREET SURGERY...ONLY ON FOX. NO ANESTHETICS, NO REAL DOCTORS, JUST 100% PURE STUPIDITY. Mostly because Fox is fucked up enough to show something like that. "Anything for ratings, right guys? Shit, chuck the baby out the fuckin' window! We'll call him Glass Face from now on!"
We have theocracies and mageocracies...but what about DILDOCRACIES? HRMMM???
I've decided that the most efficient method of travel is by catapult. Just sit your ass down and pull the fuckin' lever.