"97% of teens (and middle aged women) would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight standing atop of a skyscraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!" then copy and paste this as your status."
(taken from
allanonkisigar whilst snickering madly)
[side note, wrists are super upset with me right now, not sure why; typing one-handed sucks]