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SavvyshkaSummary: Hermione receives a letter from the Ministry informing her of a bit of new legislation, and attempts to deal with it in a unique way. My nod to the genre of Marriage Law Cliche fics, originally written for the SSHG GiftFest 2014.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and fictional places do not belong to me; I am merely borrowing them for playtime before (respectfully) putting them back. Thank you, JKR, for allowing such things to happen.
Pairings/Main Characters Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. Minor appearances by Percy Weasley, Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Harry Potter and OFCs: Minister Behrends and Serena Savage.
Warnings: This story is rated NC-17/MA, and it is not suitable for children under age 18. It is Alternate Universe, and includes strong language, lemons (graphic sex), violence, mention of violence and mention of character death.
Thank You: To the wonderful ladies who worked with me on this fic:
Savvyshka, Shinigamioni, and
Stgulik. You three are brilliant, and it was a blessing to have you on my team. I have tried (and failed) to come up with a suitable Super Hero Team beginning with S that isn't already trademarked. Further thanks to
AdelArcherSnape, for Brit Picking. :-)
Dedication: This fic was written for my very good friend,
Dragoon811, who has always encouraged me to write, and was kind enough not to be annoyed that I completely ignored her prompts. You're a doll!
I: Blah, Blah 'A Brighter Britain,' Blah II. The Time-Honoured Traditions of Bribary, Smuggling and Blackmail III. Engaged and Disengaged IV. If I Could Turn Back Time (I Wouldn't Assasinate the Minister) V. The Importance of Being Earnest VI. Sex and Marriage VII. Pyramid Schemes and "Unfortunate" Side Effects VIII. For Every Action... IX. The Prisoner of Azkaban