Comedian (imitating Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter): “Wow! Look at the size of that Canadian! You can tell by the tight jeans and the moustache that this is a Quebecer! One bite has enough nicotine in it to kill ya!”

So amused! *giggles*

Hehe my mom sent me this email and I thought I'd share!

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Oh my god, I am DYING!! I just listened to the Sens-Pens game on the Team1200 (Sens won 6-2), and the announcers went a little insane at the end. I think it was because of all the penalties, but they went completely crazy during the shootout. Just before it, actually ( Read more... )

Haha even more random than my last post, but this just had to be shared!

SIDE LINES: The Iowa State Fair is displaying a life-size sculpture of Tiger Woods, carved entirely of butter. You would think this would be more appropriate for players like Jean Van de Velde or Retief Goosen.

And now I'm off to meet a friend for a movie. Later! :)

I'm in kind of a bad mood, so I'm taking a cue from someone on my flist and posting jokes. Feel free to add your own, if you want!

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Hahaha!

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Ah, the memories... ;)