picspam: Sergio Ramos García...
jumping_down has recently discovered the hotness that is Sergio Ramos. (I still deny all responsibility.) Anyway, she asked me to do a picspam to increase help her deal with her interest. And since she is a wonderful person and a great author and I love her - well, you know. Picspam. Here. Now.
Also dedicated to black_hound, because Sergio is definitely one of the most beautiful celebrity soccer boyfriends one can have, right? :D
Without any further ado:
Of course, Sergio plays for Real Madrid.
Before that, he played for Sevilla FC. (*grmbls*)
Let's get back to Real Madrid, where he's happy (and shagging his teammates, but more about that later):
Sergio has a little dog called Odi, who still cracks me up. XD
Of course, Sergio is an awesome footballer as well as good looking, and so he plays for the Spanish national team:
I absolutely loathe that watermark, but I just had to post the pic because him dressed in light blue - DSFLKSJDF.
"Youuuu aaaare sooo beautifuuuuul...." Okay, I can't sing, but he IS.
I suppose he'd eat me if I told him that he's hot when he's angry, so I'll just think it.
I have a hand fetish and his hands push all my buttons. LOOK AT THOSE LONG FINGERS! *faints*
Thinking about it, I also have a chest fetish.
TONGUE!
SUIT!
Also, he seems on a neverending campaign to advertise his hotness. I want.
Yes, I want.
Uncle Fester Roberto Carlos wants too, which brings me directly to my next point:
Sergio is very touchy-feely with his teammates and probably has lots of secret affairs with them.
My first Sergio OTP. ♥ Oh, how I miss them. Fortunately, there's lhuneldaiel who hasn't given up either. *smooches*
Because they were just so obvious.
Yes.
Not that he was the only one.
Oh Iker. Did you seriously think that running away could have helped?
Sergio married Iker at the Church of Mercedes (or something)...
... and adopted a kid with him. They still can't decide who's the mother and who the father.
That doesn't mean, however, that Sergio got all domestic and boring monogamic after that.
He ogled Cesc...
... and did some stretching with him...
... before he charmed his way to Fernando Torres' innocent heart.
(I'm sure that for footballers stretching is foreplay or something.)
Nando really seems to love Sergio's hair. (Then again - doesn't everyone.)
At Real, he probably had something going on with Diogo. (Seriously, I can't come up with an explanation for this pic that is not perved up, I just can't.)
And he likes Robinho a lot.
(And vice versa).
And he corrupted Miguel Torres.
Fernando Gago came from Boca and therefore didn't need any corrupting.
But what makes Sergio so attractive to his teammates (apart from his hair), you might ask.
Well...
And they do love him:
Which he totally enjoys:
And so do we.
Especially when he does photoshoots like this:
Or this:
And I am done.
Also dedicated to black_hound, because Sergio is definitely one of the most beautiful celebrity soccer boyfriends one can have, right? :D
Without any further ado:
Of course, Sergio plays for Real Madrid.
Before that, he played for Sevilla FC. (*grmbls*)
Let's get back to Real Madrid, where he's happy (and shagging his teammates, but more about that later):
Sergio has a little dog called Odi, who still cracks me up. XD
Of course, Sergio is an awesome footballer as well as good looking, and so he plays for the Spanish national team:
I absolutely loathe that watermark, but I just had to post the pic because him dressed in light blue - DSFLKSJDF.
"Youuuu aaaare sooo beautifuuuuul...." Okay, I can't sing, but he IS.
I suppose he'd eat me if I told him that he's hot when he's angry, so I'll just think it.
I have a hand fetish and his hands push all my buttons. LOOK AT THOSE LONG FINGERS! *faints*
Thinking about it, I also have a chest fetish.
TONGUE!
SUIT!
Also, he seems on a neverending campaign to advertise his hotness. I want.
Yes, I want.
Uncle Fester Roberto Carlos wants too, which brings me directly to my next point:
Sergio is very touchy-feely with his teammates and probably has lots of secret affairs with them.
My first Sergio OTP. ♥ Oh, how I miss them. Fortunately, there's lhuneldaiel who hasn't given up either. *smooches*
Because they were just so obvious.
Yes.
Not that he was the only one.
Oh Iker. Did you seriously think that running away could have helped?
Sergio married Iker at the Church of Mercedes (or something)...
... and adopted a kid with him. They still can't decide who's the mother and who the father.
That doesn't mean, however, that Sergio got all domestic and boring monogamic after that.
He ogled Cesc...
... and did some stretching with him...
... before he charmed his way to Fernando Torres' innocent heart.
(I'm sure that for footballers stretching is foreplay or something.)
Nando really seems to love Sergio's hair. (Then again - doesn't everyone.)
At Real, he probably had something going on with Diogo. (Seriously, I can't come up with an explanation for this pic that is not perved up, I just can't.)
And he likes Robinho a lot.
(And vice versa).
And he corrupted Miguel Torres.
Fernando Gago came from Boca and therefore didn't need any corrupting.
But what makes Sergio so attractive to his teammates (apart from his hair), you might ask.
Well...
And they do love him:
Which he totally enjoys:
And so do we.
Especially when he does photoshoots like this:
Or this:
And I am done.