fanart: Duty
Title: I think "Duty" would fit... ;)
"Artists": txorakeriak and black_claw
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairings: Norrington/Gillette/Groves ("The Naval Threesome"), Nelson/Hardy implied
Rating: PG-13? R? Not entirely harmless, though.
Disclaimer: Not ours, alas.
Blame & dedication: go to daughtermestizo and wheefactor - you know why!
Warning: silliness - honestly, you shouldn't look under the cuts for the safety of your own brain cells...
( Maybe you should read this first... )
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Gag-Reel
Black_Claw: "You forgot the freckles!" *adds them*
Txorakeriak: "I wanted to draw them later! Hey, now Gillette has bristles!"
Black_Claw: "On his cheekbones?"
Txorakeriak: "Hey, it's facial hair. You don't know where Gillette has facial hair!"
Black_Claw: *sighs*
Txorakeriak: "I can't draw that arse."
Black_Claw: "You call Norrington 'arse' already?"
Txorakeriak: "Dammit, I meant HIS arse..."
Txorakeriak: "Did you draw teeth marks on the chocolate chip cock?"
Black_Claw: "Of course I did."
Txorakeriak: "52 of them?"
Black_Claw: "Why 52?"
Txorakeriak: *is silly* "Norrington is a Leibniz cookie."
Txorakeriak: "Are you drawing crap again?"
Black_Claw: "No. The door."
Black_Claw: "Sounds like 'Jaaames! Time to take your pills!'"
Txorakeriak: "What? 'Time to take a piss'? Well, you just erased the pisspot."
Black_Claw: "So, now we have to draw a sign under the pic that it's Nelson and Hardy."
Txorakeriak: "No! Let them guess!"
Black_Claw: "Well..."
Txorakeriak: "I mean it's evident. An eyepatch, an admiral's uniform - and the other is wearing a captain's uniform..."
Black_Claw: *frowns* "Evident? That scrawling?"
Black_Claw: "Is Nelson looking down?"
Txorakeriak: "Hmmm... ?"
Black_Claw: "They're both looking down! Their gazes meet about ... there." *points at spot in picture*
Txorakeriak: "It's all about mathematics! X marks the spot where the straight lines meet. - Err... straight?"
Black_Claw: "Somehow that's completely kindergarten what we're doing here. I mean - Gillette with a baguette..."
Txorakeriak: "That's no ordinary baguette. It's the Baguette of Doom!"
Black_Claw: "Where's Elrond, then? He's probably the bakery home service - of Doom..."
Txorakeriak: "Stop picturing that and continue colouring, if you please!"
"Artists": txorakeriak and black_claw
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairings: Norrington/Gillette/Groves ("The Naval Threesome"), Nelson/Hardy implied
Rating: PG-13? R? Not entirely harmless, though.
Disclaimer: Not ours, alas.
Blame & dedication: go to daughtermestizo and wheefactor - you know why!
Warning: silliness - honestly, you shouldn't look under the cuts for the safety of your own brain cells...
( Maybe you should read this first... )
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Gag-Reel
Black_Claw: "You forgot the freckles!" *adds them*
Txorakeriak: "I wanted to draw them later! Hey, now Gillette has bristles!"
Black_Claw: "On his cheekbones?"
Txorakeriak: "Hey, it's facial hair. You don't know where Gillette has facial hair!"
Black_Claw: *sighs*
Txorakeriak: "I can't draw that arse."
Black_Claw: "You call Norrington 'arse' already?"
Txorakeriak: "Dammit, I meant HIS arse..."
Txorakeriak: "Did you draw teeth marks on the chocolate chip cock?"
Black_Claw: "Of course I did."
Txorakeriak: "52 of them?"
Black_Claw: "Why 52?"
Txorakeriak: *is silly* "Norrington is a Leibniz cookie."
Txorakeriak: "Are you drawing crap again?"
Black_Claw: "No. The door."
Black_Claw: "Sounds like 'Jaaames! Time to take your pills!'"
Txorakeriak: "What? 'Time to take a piss'? Well, you just erased the pisspot."
Black_Claw: "So, now we have to draw a sign under the pic that it's Nelson and Hardy."
Txorakeriak: "No! Let them guess!"
Black_Claw: "Well..."
Txorakeriak: "I mean it's evident. An eyepatch, an admiral's uniform - and the other is wearing a captain's uniform..."
Black_Claw: *frowns* "Evident? That scrawling?"
Black_Claw: "Is Nelson looking down?"
Txorakeriak: "Hmmm... ?"
Black_Claw: "They're both looking down! Their gazes meet about ... there." *points at spot in picture*
Txorakeriak: "It's all about mathematics! X marks the spot where the straight lines meet. - Err... straight?"
Black_Claw: "Somehow that's completely kindergarten what we're doing here. I mean - Gillette with a baguette..."
Txorakeriak: "That's no ordinary baguette. It's the Baguette of Doom!"
Black_Claw: "Where's Elrond, then? He's probably the bakery home service - of Doom..."
Txorakeriak: "Stop picturing that and continue colouring, if you please!"