Kiss me, Hardy!
black_claw and I just watched "That Hamilton Woman" (movie from 1941, you can imagine quality and music). And now we're searching Google for related topics.
What we found:
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Lieutenant Thomas Masterman Hardy
Sir Thomas Masterman Hardy,1769-1839, vice-admiral, second son of Joseph Hardy of Portisham in Dorsetshire, and his wife, Nanny, the daughter of Thomas Masterman of Kingston in Dorsetshire, was born on 5 Apri11769. In 1781 he entered the navy on board the Helena brig with Captain Francis Roberts, but left her in Apri11782, and for the next three years was at school, though borne on the books of the Seaford and Carnatic guardships. He was afterwards for some few years in the merchant service, but in February 1790 was appointed to the Hebe with Captain Alexander Hood. From her he was moved to the Tisiphone sloop with Captain Anthony Hunt, whom he followed to the Amphitrite frigate in May 1793, and in her went out to the Mediterranean. On 10 Nov. 1793 he was promoted to be lieutenant of the Meleager frigate with Captain Charles Tyler, attached during the following years to the squadron off Genoa under the immediate orders of Captain Nelson, whose acquaintance, it has been suggested, Hardy then first made. (...)
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TEN THINGS ADMIRAL NELSON PROBABLY REALLY SAID TO HARDY AS
HE LAY DYING...
10. “Kiss me, Hardy.”
9. “What are you doing for Christmas, Hardy?”
8. “Clean up all this kids’ mess, Hardy.”
7.“Clueless halfwit.”
6. “I think I left the chip pan on at home...”
5. “Bloody hell.”
4. “Boats are excellent.”
3. “Krrrrthssmrrrrhrrrrdddrrrthrrrrss...”
2. “Chrissie Harvey?”
1. “I asked you to erect a column in my honour, idiot - not kiss my hardie!”
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January 12, 1916 saw a very peculiar drama enacted in the trenches--two men, who had left their girlfriends back in England, were exchanging a ritual of kisses:
As we arrived at the barn-door he said, "Just a moment, Frank, before we go in I've something else to give you,--put that light out." I put the lamp out and into my pocket, wondering what was coming. Then I felt an arm round my neck, and the dear lad kissed me once--"that's from Evelyn" [Cocker's fiancée] he said; then he kissed me again and said, "that's from your Mother." I returned his tender salute and said, "that's from me." There we were, two men, like a couple of girls,--but then, there was no one about, and the matter was a sacred one between us,--andyou. 1
This is Lieutenant Frank Cocker's letter to his (...)
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"Kiss me, Hardy" (song parody to "Kiss me deadly" by Lita Ford)
Fought in a battle in 1805
I didn't get beaten, but I didn't survive, uh-huh
(There ain't no pigeons)
Late 'cause my job at Trafalgar went bad
But I beat that sucker, Napolean uh-huh
(There ain't no pigeons)
But if I'm gonna die
I know I wanna die here with you
And before I die
You can do something for ne, oh yeah
CHORUS
Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
I'm Admiral Lord Nelson, Kiss me Hardy (...)
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The artist, Arthur Devis spent three weeks in the Victory making sketches and talking to those who were present at Nelson´s death in order to create this authentic image of the actual scene on the afternoon of 21st October 1805.
According to the accounts, Nelson said: (...)
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And on a completely unrelated note:
VERY POORLY-TITLED PORNO MOVIES
10. Invaders Of The Lust Ass
9. Breast Encounters Of The Hard Kind
8. The True-Man Show
7. Sliding Whores
6. The Men In Black Panties
5. The Sperminator
4. Ju-ass-ic Pork
3. Whore Weddings And A Venereal
2. Star Whores: The Re-Sperm Of The Preg-Eye
1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
0. Edward Penishands (for curry_chicken)
-1. Lord of the G-String (for jedipirate)
What we found:
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Lieutenant Thomas Masterman Hardy
Sir Thomas Masterman Hardy,1769-1839, vice-admiral, second son of Joseph Hardy of Portisham in Dorsetshire, and his wife, Nanny, the daughter of Thomas Masterman of Kingston in Dorsetshire, was born on 5 Apri11769. In 1781 he entered the navy on board the Helena brig with Captain Francis Roberts, but left her in Apri11782, and for the next three years was at school, though borne on the books of the Seaford and Carnatic guardships. He was afterwards for some few years in the merchant service, but in February 1790 was appointed to the Hebe with Captain Alexander Hood. From her he was moved to the Tisiphone sloop with Captain Anthony Hunt, whom he followed to the Amphitrite frigate in May 1793, and in her went out to the Mediterranean. On 10 Nov. 1793 he was promoted to be lieutenant of the Meleager frigate with Captain Charles Tyler, attached during the following years to the squadron off Genoa under the immediate orders of Captain Nelson, whose acquaintance, it has been suggested, Hardy then first made. (...)
***
TEN THINGS ADMIRAL NELSON PROBABLY REALLY SAID TO HARDY AS
HE LAY DYING...
10. “Kiss me, Hardy.”
9. “What are you doing for Christmas, Hardy?”
8. “Clean up all this kids’ mess, Hardy.”
7.“Clueless halfwit.”
6. “I think I left the chip pan on at home...”
5. “Bloody hell.”
4. “Boats are excellent.”
3. “Krrrrthssmrrrrhrrrrdddrrrthrrrrss...”
2. “Chrissie Harvey?”
1. “I asked you to erect a column in my honour, idiot - not kiss my hardie!”
***
January 12, 1916 saw a very peculiar drama enacted in the trenches--two men, who had left their girlfriends back in England, were exchanging a ritual of kisses:
As we arrived at the barn-door he said, "Just a moment, Frank, before we go in I've something else to give you,--put that light out." I put the lamp out and into my pocket, wondering what was coming. Then I felt an arm round my neck, and the dear lad kissed me once--"that's from Evelyn" [Cocker's fiancée] he said; then he kissed me again and said, "that's from your Mother." I returned his tender salute and said, "that's from me." There we were, two men, like a couple of girls,--but then, there was no one about, and the matter was a sacred one between us,--andyou. 1
This is Lieutenant Frank Cocker's letter to his (...)
***
"Kiss me, Hardy" (song parody to "Kiss me deadly" by Lita Ford)
Fought in a battle in 1805
I didn't get beaten, but I didn't survive, uh-huh
(There ain't no pigeons)
Late 'cause my job at Trafalgar went bad
But I beat that sucker, Napolean uh-huh
(There ain't no pigeons)
But if I'm gonna die
I know I wanna die here with you
And before I die
You can do something for ne, oh yeah
CHORUS
Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
I'm Admiral Lord Nelson, Kiss me Hardy (...)
***
The artist, Arthur Devis spent three weeks in the Victory making sketches and talking to those who were present at Nelson´s death in order to create this authentic image of the actual scene on the afternoon of 21st October 1805.
According to the accounts, Nelson said: (...)
***
And on a completely unrelated note:
VERY POORLY-TITLED PORNO MOVIES
10. Invaders Of The Lust Ass
9. Breast Encounters Of The Hard Kind
8. The True-Man Show
7. Sliding Whores
6. The Men In Black Panties
5. The Sperminator
4. Ju-ass-ic Pork
3. Whore Weddings And A Venereal
2. Star Whores: The Re-Sperm Of The Preg-Eye
1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
0. Edward Penishands (for curry_chicken)
-1. Lord of the G-String (for jedipirate)