The Fletcher Legacy: Chapter 5
Authors Note: As I said before chapters are coming thick and fast. First of all my spelling of Demitri might change throughout, but we all know who he is xD! and I cannot be bothered to check and change it each time. Also there are no children yet for the next two chapters (including this one), but I am getting on to it and hilarity, cuteness and craziness still ensues. So I do hope you read and enjoy!
*Strong Language, Nakedness and Adult Themes. Read at your own discretion.*
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Last time… Caleb was a magician, an inventor and DJ. He also met, fell in love with and married the also eccentric but more stable Demitri.
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These two both had synchronized dreams you know, thinking about yetis. But both yeti’s and dragons are both monsters too. They are meant to get together.
Oh Demetri, are you sure you can cook, we all know what happened when Caleb tried.
Demitri: Helping people take my kidney out, cooking. Same thing.
Demitri!
Demitri: It’s fine voice, chill. It’s meant to be like that. I never burn waffles.
Caleb: I dislike that remark.
I nominate you Demitri to be cook.
Demitri: I told you so voice.
Caleb: But I make dinnertimes a lot more fun!
Meanwhile, it turns out Demitri had to apply for his job again.
Demitri: Oh lovely, I so want my internal organs taken out for testing.
Oh yeah, and my pictures are so disorganised, here is a new picture of Caleb and Demitri’s actual/new humble abode. As you can see I got rid of magical clutter apart from the magic hat, because I wanted it to stand the test of time as a reminder of Caleb’s different use for it. Also there are now actual rooms, porch, kitchen/dining room/living room/hobby room, bathroom and master bedroom.
Next thing, both Caleb and Demetri decided to go out about town, together in a club.
Caleb: I’ve got to get things absolutely perfect. So I can show you how I’m a pro, with skillz
Demetri: Well I would very much like to see that.
Demetri: Show me your skillz then, Cal.
Caleb: Gah! Your making me lose concentration.
Caleb: I need money to motivate me.
Demitri: It’s okay, Cal. I know.
Weird Lady: I wonder if there is someone looking at us through a microscope or something and we are like amoebas.
Caleb: What, a weirdo, we all know there is a voice that makes and controls us.
Weird Lady: I am not a weirdo.
If she is not a weirdo, then she’s just a crazy stalker. Seriously she ended up watching them for many sim hours.
Caleb: I’m bored now.
Demetri: Is that because I am winning.
Caleb: Why yes it is! So what.
Demetri: Fair enough.
Caleb: Now Demetri, can I try something out. I think is romantic, or something or other.
Demetri: Why yes of course, as long as it doesn’t involve me doing a cabbage eating competition with you or something.
No… definitely not cabbage eating.
Demetri: Yep, your getting the hang of romance.
Caleb: Voice, why don’t you do your spam thing.
Sure will Caleb. Fun night spam… ready… set… go!
Awkward. Spam restart.
Spam end.
Caleb: Why won’t you let me through, my friend got through.
Female Bouncer: Sorry only famous people through.
Caleb: But I am famous, to the voice people in another world.
Female: But your not famous here.
Caleb: Smite her voice!
Caleb: *whistles* Thanks voice.
Female Voice: Where the hell am I????
Demetri: This is the life.
Caleb: My foot, I never knew how interesting it was.
Caleb: What do you think Caleb, ain’t it awesome?
Demetri: Of course it is Caleb.
Demetri: Now for something even better.
Caleb: Oooo, is it chocolate. Please tell me, is it chocolate.
Random Man: Have you ever thought of wearing make-up.
Male Bouncer: No, now where is Susanne, and why is there a bubble heart?
Although by now, Demetri and Caleb were very happy and used with married life.
Demitri! I understand why Caleb sits on that but you!
Demetri: Well it’s not my fault there is no table or actual chairs. Besides my husband is right, it’s incredibly comfy.
This means Caleb ended up eating on the toilet.
Caleb: Damn, why did Demetri get the good seat!
Caleb: Actually a toilet chair isn’t a bad invention. You can take things in and get things out.
Too Much Information! Caleb!
So, to progress in his profession and get that table with chairs, Caleb went about town doing magic for tips.
Caleb: Why now Excalibur. Please be a pal and do that flower trick.
Caleb: Go on super suit of magic, do your thing.
Random Woman: BOO! THIS SUCKS!
Caleb: I’ll suck your brain out in a minute.
Random Woman: YEAH! YOU GO! HOORAY!
Caleb: Much better there.
Caleb, soon enough attracted a crowd
Caleb: Orb of magic, do your thing!
Caleb: Now my precious… I mean mighty Excalibur, time for the next trick.
Slightly OTT possessive over your wand there Caleb.
Soon an opportunity popped up for Caleb to get his first gig.
Caleb: So there, can I have a gig.
Gig Guy: Show me what you’ve got first.
Caleb: Just wait a minute as I prepare… what do I do? What do I do?
And what was Demetri doing… I here you ask.
Demetri: *Stares* Okay now this guy is good.
Playing chess.
Demetri: *stares* My career is so shit sometimes…why do I have to do this?
Caleb: Right here I go… this better work!
Gig Guy: Oooo, it’s a hand.
Caleb: Now take a look at the shiny, shiny coin.
Gig Guy: It’s so shiny.
Gig Guy: But that wasn’t a trick.
Caleb: Oh Shit! Wait a minute, give me another go!
Caleb: Now it’s butterflies.
Gig Guy: Woah!
Somehow Caleb managed to get the gig.
Now it’s time for him to showcase, his new trick.
Caleb: Don’t look away people cos’ a pro is at work.
Caleb: And KAZAAM! Birds that shit sparkles!
Caleb: TAADAA!
I think Caleb and Demitri have reached a new stage in domestic life now.
Caleb: Are you looking at my bum?
Demetri: Maybe.
Whilst practicing his tricks he got a promotion and a new magic suit.
Caleb: I was actually starting to get used to the yellow blinding me. Now it’s just white.
Caleb: It’s still magic though!
Back at the park, Demetri was getting used to the game of chess.
Demetri: Hmm… myself this was a great move,
Demetri: What to do now?
Although he still hasn’t figured out you have to play it with someone. For a genius, he can be so stupid.
And Caleb was adjusting to the stage.
Caleb: Okay forget the yellow magic suit. These lights really do blind you. Hocus Pocus, Lights!
But soon enough it was time for his gig, so you know what’s coming. Start first gig spam!
End spam.
Caleb: Hi there man, you gave me money last chapter. So is it okay if me and my husband sit and eat with you, cos’ we know you.
Man from last chapter: Ermmm…
Demetri: Just say yes…
Demetri: This picnic has lovely grilled cheese sandwiches.
Caleb: You always hog the grilled cheese sandwiches. Give me one.
If I was that man from last chapter right now, I would feel very awkward.
Also after that performance, Caleb got another promotion… and another suit.
Caleb: At least it’s a proper one this time. But is a bit too black, almost gothic.
So Demetri, I got you your new chairs and table, but where on earth is Caleb?
Demetri: You may not like this but…
CALEB!
Caleb: Well it is comfy as I told you before. You should have just gotten more of these top hats.
*HEAD-DESK* with a cute kitten GIF!
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When I was searching for a GIF, I found this on Google!
“Headdesk”
When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.
Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*
LOL! I now have a love for the Urban Dictionary! Anyways, as usual I would love to hear your thoughts. So I do hope you enjoyed it as all comments are well appreciated.
Thank you and see you soon!
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