Now I remember why I got so good at music. It was because that's what I used to get out my aggression. With my parents, there was plenty of that to go around ( Read more... )

I saw a car parked nose-first in a dumpster off the highway yesterday.

I'd like to think that whoever did it jumped it over all the other cars in the parking lot Dukes-of-Hazzard-Style.

NIKKI'S FIRST CHRISTMAS IS YAY.

Have a happy one, everybody!

( And now, some significantly less jolly observations. )

I love you, Christmas, but why do you make your shoppers such fucking douchebags?

"What will you be having today ( Read more... )

Have any of you ever taken a moment to consider how funny the word "pocket" is? Or "shampoo"? I mean... you wash your hair with it, but you say "poo" at the end.

I'm in New York right now. I've got absolutely no money, which is fun. I thought I'd pick up my paychecks which, if my calculations are correct, would put me up close to a grand (No... closer to $700 after compensating for my -$230 account balance. Yay Amazon for fucking up my credit card payment)...but they've already mailed both checks out, which ( Read more... )