jolene's last ride.
many of you may be familiar with my little green beater ass fixed gear, love of my life, thats been with me since '02. well, yesterday a tragedy befell her, she was posted up on a signpost while i was at the flea market, and along came a wasted homebum who decided itd be a fine idea to stuble over to her, knock her down and pass out on her, then try to get up and do his drunken homebum dance on her back wheel and forks. i saw the whole thing people, whilst i was strolling back to unlock her and take her home, and i subsequently ran over, threw the poor drunken homebum on the ground with my superhuman strength, and screamed at him for like 5 minutes. however i was too late to save jolene from the irrepairable damage of a crimped rear fork. so she retires, to greener pastures, less potholey roads, to the big, flat, freshly paved, trafficless street in the sky. thanks for all those good years, my friend. youve been the best, tuffest, freshest bike ever and ill never find another like you.