ahahHAhahaAHHAhaaha Aiba, you sweet, sweet idiot.
At least you can speak Engrish!
I'm not going to tell you what happens next because that would spoil teh funny. XD
Later Ogura-san from their homework show comes to visit and Downtown pulled up some footage from 1999 when Arashi was on that fateful cruise dun dun dunnnn because Ogura actually interviewed them via satellite for some news show back in the day...
Not that it would have been possible given technology 8 years ago, I would totally been a-fangirling them back then too ahahahahaha.
Sho had just permed his hair and had to straighten it out for the debut so his hair looks completely jacked up. Still. OMG SHO. Can you imagine him and Tsubasa in a unit together? Holy shit.
NINO YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. YOU EVEN BOWED AT THE SAME MOMENT YOU DID IN THE CLIP.
SuperIdolAibaChannnnnnnn. Still blonde.
ahahahahahha I watched this youtube clip of Japanese talento plastic surgery "before and after" did-they-or-didn't-they pictures recently and well, I think orthodontics and cosmetic dentistry is a friend of Matsujun. Yowtch. He laughed it off though.
Then... there's
Leader. Uh. Leader. WHY WERE YOU SO PRETTY THEN??? Not that you aren't yummy now, but WHUT?!