[Walking by some beautiful flowers with my partner and our 9 year old foster son]

R: Don't you think those would make nice flowers for our wedding?
Big Guy: Who are you marrying?
R: I'm marrying twostepsfwd, silly!
Big Guy: That's so gay! (Said without a trace of irony).

He's right, I suppose.

This made me laugh real hard. Especially the fact that it's apparently REAL and actually from a news program on TV.

Thanks to epilady for this one.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

Apparently this is from the show "30 Rock" and it's Tracy Morgan - I'm assuming the reason they don't have the actual skit up is some NBC copyright thing, but it's funny even without more visuals.

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reb_hillel passed this on to me and it cracked me up. It's about what X-mas would look like as a Jewish holiday. For the non-Jews, the reason this is funny is because of how OCD us Jews are about how we interpret Jewish law. Uh, and some other reasons. OK... enjoy:http