WTF
So the Coast Guard may not take me. Thinking about other fun stuff to do with my life.
Gonna see about taking the Red Cross "CPR/AED for the Professional Rescuer Challenge" course, then go and get my EMT certification and do that for a while. While That whole "disaster relief with the Red Cross" thing would be pretty sweet as well.
At the same time, it would be awesome to go to bar tending school. Meet cool people, and have fun serving up booze. Then when people are too drunk to live, I can resuscitate them and feel good about myself.
Then, depending where I go, I can open my own bar and call it "The Boat House" or "The Fire House" or "The Ambulance". Woo-hoo?
Gonna see about taking the Red Cross "CPR/AED for the Professional Rescuer Challenge" course, then go and get my EMT certification and do that for a while. While That whole "disaster relief with the Red Cross" thing would be pretty sweet as well.
At the same time, it would be awesome to go to bar tending school. Meet cool people, and have fun serving up booze. Then when people are too drunk to live, I can resuscitate them and feel good about myself.
Then, depending where I go, I can open my own bar and call it "The Boat House" or "The Fire House" or "The Ambulance". Woo-hoo?