I yelled a monster because I'm cool like that

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To make your sentence pick the month your were born, the date
your were born and the colour of your shirt from the lists
below.

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I smoked
April--------I dry humped
May----------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July---------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1------------a birdbath
2------------a monster
3------------a phone
4------------a fork
5------------a Mexican
6------------a gangster
7------------my cell phone
8------------my dog
9------------my best friends' boyfriend
10-----------my neighbor
11-----------my science teacher
12-----------a banana
13-----------a fireman
14-----------a stuffed animal
15-----------a goat
16-----------a pickle
17-----------your mum
18-----------a spoon
19-----------myself
20-----------a baseball bat
21-----------a ninja
22-----------Chuck Norris
23-----------a noodle
24-----------a squirrel
25-----------a football player
26-----------my sister
27-----------my brother
28-----------an ipod
29-----------a permanent marker
30-----------a llama
31-----------a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black--------because that's how I roll.
Pink---------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate myself.
Purple-------because I'm cool.
Gray---------because I was drunk
Yellow-------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Other--------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I cant control myself