After I'd sat down to my biggest meal since contracting The Worst Plague Yet (pasta cooked and eaten in the same dish, to save on dishes), I sewed together all the various troll limbs that have been floating around, and I began to stuff.
And stuff.
And stuff.
And when I'd stuffed about 1/2 a kilo of fluff into each foot, I realised something was up.
I wanted him to have cute oversized feet, but I think this pair has just stepped over the line from Large to Comically Oversized.
They look like pontoons!
I bet he could water ski without water skiis!
*Sigh* Back to the drawing board.