for the unintentionally skinny people ( Read more... )

"What am I going to do for the holidays? Why, stay in and read my Charles Dickens novel...."

Oh, mother. You really are like a character right out of American Horror Story.

The Boy creature bought me (us) Swans tickets for Christ-mass, hear hear

Systematically adding my erstwhile Blurty posts to this Livejournal for back-up purposes (replete with the original moods and songs!). After all, it IS over ten years' worth of my musings and innermost thoughts (scary, I know)....and Blurty is an Internet wasteland with a server that goes down a little too often for my comfort ( Read more... )

So here I sit, a little over a fortnight before the grand commencement of my thirtieth year, and my face gets blindsided by two monster zits--one, a pulsating whitehead nestled safely in the crook of my nostril, and the other, a festering pustule boldly sprouting from the centre of my chin, evidently angered by some facial transgression--proof ( Read more... )

Now, this is my type of holiday carol.

NO I do not wish to keep in contact with you, especially with a name like "Aryan" or whatever the hell you called yourself. ...Does that actually work on anyone? "May I have your contact information to keep in touch with you?" Riddle me this, Aryan Yahoo: What is it about my face/demeanor that invites this sort of lazy shit? "Hey, there is a girl I ( Read more... )

Holiday shopping for the boyfriend=complete.

Oh, how I love Amazon...

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M3's "80's @ 8" has become an integral part of my morning routine.