May 01, 2007 21:19
American Idol: I still can't believe I'm watching this. Started because of the auditions, which were hilarious and scary, continued for the music. Tonight was a decent night for all of the contestants though, so I guess I'll be watching it again next week! I want Melinda and Chris gone, but I doubt that they'll kick Melinda off.
House: I'm...speechless. Best Foreman episode ever, IMO. And after last week, I thought it was good that they saved both kids. Wilson was interesting with his reaction to House calling him a coward. Is it odd that I agreed with House? And also, House never said to Wilson what he was apologizing for. Hm. The dog thing was just hilarious, and Chase was awesome, for the few lines we saw him. Including his offer to help House up when the cane collapsed. Cameron and Cuddy weren't really involved in this episode though, so all the boys got to play.
Morgan. I really didn't think I'd corrupt you this much.
In seventh grade, you were the insanely hyper fan of all the kids anime shows that I didn't really like to talk about, like Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Digimon. You slapped me as soon as you realized I was being a pervert, when I was talking to you and Cameron (who squealed like a girl and cringed, and then he turned into the arctic equivalent of a tomato. Good times.), and sputtered for hours after I even looked like I was implying something.
Now, two years later, you have changed from a homophobe to a slash fan with an interesting obsession with sex in public places. Please, don't try anything soon. I'm halfway across the country and I can't bail you out of jail. On second thought, DON'T TRY ANYTHING AT ALL. Not to make your perverted beest friend look like a prude, but you can wait for a few years. And then I can move back there so we can set up housing or something, and THEN I might bail you out for public indecency. YOU'RE IN NINTH GRADE. Sex not necessary.
Please don't kill me,
Merisa.
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