A Planned Brawl
Title: A Planned Brawl
Author: Indra Leigh
Rating: FR13
Crossover: BtVS and Stargate SG1
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Stargate SG1
Summary: Jack stops into a local bar and finds out they are planning a brawl.
Author's notes(if any): destruction, also this goes along with my story “Investigating Bar Rumors” found at http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-15971/IndraLeigh+Investigating+Bar+Rumors.htm
Jack O'Neill walked in to Down the Alley Bar, recognizing many of the people there he nodded hello to Robby behind the bar as he sat next to Xander. Almost finished with his drink ask, “What are you working on kid?”
“Hey Jack. I didn't see you come in. How ya doing?” Xander spoke circling an add in the classified part of the paper with the pencil.
“It's the slow part of the year. In other words everyone at work is home safe and Carter is giving her computers a yearly checkup. What are you working on there?”
“Ya know how one of the rules for this place is no fighting?” Xander asked.
“No fighting and what happens if someone does fight. Posted right by the door and updated regularly with new price.” Jack had read them after the first time he saw a fight in the bar, he found them funny and practical.
“Yep, those rules. We are going to have a a bar brawl next weekend.”
“What? A brawl?” Planned attack against the Goa'uld Jack could understand, a planned bar fight? No as much. Usually bar fights didn't occur on a schedule, they erupted unexpectedly.
“Once in a while Robby lets the guys here have a fight but they have to give him advance notice, move all the furniture and glassware out. They also have to provide and carry in any and all furniture and items that will be used in the bar brawl. On Wednesday Robby will draw names out of a hat to see who starts the fight. Finding tables is my job. Moose is finding glasses and Stinky is getting stools. One of the guys playing pool back there is supposed to be getting some pool sticks to use.” Xander said circling another listing in the classifieds.
“I have a couple of old almost falling apart chairs in my garage if you want them.” Jack said, now very interested in being there for the fight.
“Sure, thanks Jack.”
The shelves behind the bar that normally held bottles of liquor and spirits were covered with a couple layers of plywood Xander had nailed up that morning. Robby was sitting on the one good stool in the bar leaning against the plywood with a camera watching the fight and destruction. The fight strated with the argument of something about Han or Greedo shooting. Robby didn't care who shot who as long as it didn't happen in his bar. Wincing when Stinky slammed a chair across Moose's back Robby hoped that the photo showed the wood splintering and flying. He didn't let anyone know, because they would be wanting to have a brawl more often, but Robby sure did love a bit of violence and destruction now and then.
Author: Indra Leigh
Rating: FR13
Crossover: BtVS and Stargate SG1
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Stargate SG1
Summary: Jack stops into a local bar and finds out they are planning a brawl.
Author's notes(if any): destruction, also this goes along with my story “Investigating Bar Rumors” found at http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-15971/IndraLeigh+Investigating+Bar+Rumors.htm
Jack O'Neill walked in to Down the Alley Bar, recognizing many of the people there he nodded hello to Robby behind the bar as he sat next to Xander. Almost finished with his drink ask, “What are you working on kid?”
“Hey Jack. I didn't see you come in. How ya doing?” Xander spoke circling an add in the classified part of the paper with the pencil.
“It's the slow part of the year. In other words everyone at work is home safe and Carter is giving her computers a yearly checkup. What are you working on there?”
“Ya know how one of the rules for this place is no fighting?” Xander asked.
“No fighting and what happens if someone does fight. Posted right by the door and updated regularly with new price.” Jack had read them after the first time he saw a fight in the bar, he found them funny and practical.
“Yep, those rules. We are going to have a a bar brawl next weekend.”
“What? A brawl?” Planned attack against the Goa'uld Jack could understand, a planned bar fight? No as much. Usually bar fights didn't occur on a schedule, they erupted unexpectedly.
“Once in a while Robby lets the guys here have a fight but they have to give him advance notice, move all the furniture and glassware out. They also have to provide and carry in any and all furniture and items that will be used in the bar brawl. On Wednesday Robby will draw names out of a hat to see who starts the fight. Finding tables is my job. Moose is finding glasses and Stinky is getting stools. One of the guys playing pool back there is supposed to be getting some pool sticks to use.” Xander said circling another listing in the classifieds.
“I have a couple of old almost falling apart chairs in my garage if you want them.” Jack said, now very interested in being there for the fight.
“Sure, thanks Jack.”
The shelves behind the bar that normally held bottles of liquor and spirits were covered with a couple layers of plywood Xander had nailed up that morning. Robby was sitting on the one good stool in the bar leaning against the plywood with a camera watching the fight and destruction. The fight strated with the argument of something about Han or Greedo shooting. Robby didn't care who shot who as long as it didn't happen in his bar. Wincing when Stinky slammed a chair across Moose's back Robby hoped that the photo showed the wood splintering and flying. He didn't let anyone know, because they would be wanting to have a brawl more often, but Robby sure did love a bit of violence and destruction now and then.