Our little secrets
Well, it was an interesting weekend. I've never had to clean up that much vomit in my life. That's okay though because of the good parts around that. So much alcohol a half a gallon of smirnoff vodaka, a pint of whiskey, mudslides, homemade hunchpunch, and a vodaka filled watermelon. Thats not even the beer, here was so much of that too. Uhh It was really cool too. George and Jenny made Lauren get drunk. But according to Lauren,"You're more sober with one eye closed." George kept telling her "DRINK MORE!!!" Until she informed him that she could no longer operate her pants. Then things happend, i don't remember them. It had something to do with Willam and I talking about guitar for a long time. The only reason I got that,is that I was filmed doing so. Then Ryan started vomiting everywhere so much and people kept telling me that he was doing that. I started freaking out, but I couldn't get up. So as Lauren and Jenny played mommy to vomity Ryan. Willam tried to play daddy to me as I had a panic attack. Then I threw up and ate a peice of bread and was all good agian. Then the drama began because Ryans mom came crashing into my house because she couldn't find her son. Even though Jessie,Lauren,and Jay had already walked him home. I fallowed her up to Their house to find Ryan so piss as drunk in bed that he could do nothing but cry. Ms. Lenny made lauren and Jay promise that they would not leave him because she had to go to work. I walked home and decided that it was time for bed and so did everyone else. Willam and I had my room everyone else was on their own. Then Lauren called the house from Ryan's. She came back over and decided it was time to sleep as well. She went to her bed and became very perturbed to find a assed out, passed out, possibly dead Keenan in her bed. She then attempted to sleep in the living room with Ant, Johnny, their friend (Big Chris? I think that is what they kept calling him) and Lee. She had a hard time there between the 'Yoda Voices' and the frequent quote "I SMELL PENIS!!!". She later crawled in bed with me. I was pantsless. A few moments later Lee came in and looked down at us very sadly. We told him to get in the other bed with Willam because Lauren and I were in the bed on the floor already comfy. He protested profusely, not wanting to get in bed with another man, so I told lauren to get in bed with Will, since I didn't want to get up due to my pantslessness. So lauren was with Will and I was with Lee. Then Lee really DIDN'T have pants on, and declared it a pants free zone. I then got a little nervous, so I made lauren switch beds with me, Because he was geting way to cuddly. So I then climbed into bed with William and went to sleep for a little while. Then when we woke up, I was almost ass raped by William's hand much to Lauren's entertainment. Then I realized that Lauren and Lee had switched pants (nothing sexual they just traded pants)So lee was wearing pink puppy pants that said "yes i do bite". Then William fucked with me some more because I couldn't find my pants. Finally Lauren found me some pants after my ass had been free all night. and everyone got up and smoked and fucked around for the rest of the day. Jessie picked up some more stuff, and Keenan and Josh got fucked up and asked me to take them home around 6pm and the whole way out to snellville the took really fucked up pics of themselves with my phone. After that I went back home and slept for a long time. until next weekend at laurens party I shall be recovering.