Beginning! Previous! Guh. Finally managed to find time between studying for exams to get this mofo up. Huzzah!
Right now we're At the top of some volcano/mountain about to plow some thugs into the ash/magma
TIME FOR SOME LEVEL-UPS
Okay so we're here. ugh.
In all seriousness, why does everyone have poochyenas?! an they
even LEARN fire/water attacks?
I just wanted to see the volcano
Kicking your poochyena in the teeth?
Wait... what?
But... it's a rock...
IT'S A ROCK
Unless that thing is packed with rocket fuel or something not much is gonna happen :|
But there'd be less water
Not the scuba-divers
Plus... why aren't you trying this in the MIDDLE of the ocean
There's already land here!
Well see he's thinking of others here...
But this broad is just being selfish
Eh, gets my exercise in for the day
You mean the rock that does nothing?
OMG IT'S A FURRY D8
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Or... y'know... confusion works just as well
And fighting, that too
IT'S JUST A- Ah forget it, those cat ears are probably useless
Hrrrrrg why do I even try to insert reason.
PREDICTION!
It'll make a splash, sizzle, and desolve
LOOK AT ALL THE LAND IT MADE
!!!
Not a furry?
Hey! Those pirate-burglar-teachers started it!
Eh, I guess.
Oh lord, insert big speech on how he's gonna rule the world...
Don't they do that now?
You forget that they used water too
No water, no life man
I doubt drinking fire quenches your thirst, amirite?
In the middle of a landmass?
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Eh, you "baddies" tend to rabble
I record what you say and laugh about it later
Grand design made by furries, mind you
You REALLY should work on your costume first
Logo's nifty, though, I'll give you that
Uuugh, here we go
Oh hey! He actually evolves his pokemon, go figure
Apparently that makes them no stronger, though
WHAT HOW IS IT NOT DEAD?!
Aww sunofa...
I swear if it's not dead I'm gonna find a way to jack it
Wow. A walking volcano. How did I not see THAT coming?
See why didn't he just get a platoon of these guys and go to the shore and expand the land mass THAT way?
Then again, I'm trying to insert logic into a bunch of idiots led by a furry fanatic so who am I kidding
Weak ones, at that
Que?!
Nope, just pulverized
This time? Oh geez
Like I mentioned, doubt it
....You have an odd laugh
Wait what about an orb?
Aaand then he was gone 8I
OH GOD WATER-NINJA
Of throwing a rock into a volcano?
Oh yeah. Destructive.
Not either of yours, that's for sure
It will when my foot is in your face
Ugh, I don't doubt that a single bit...
Aaand MORE ninja action!
It looks like it's in a fishbowl on a nightstand
Oh yeah, so mysterious
A.K.A. Useless rock!
I had to exit and re-enter to get her fyi
But these babies are basically full-heals at a third of the price, and it'll make your pokemon like you more
Cause seriously, who doesn't like cookies?
I sneezed on his pokemon and they fainted
YOU WIN THIS ROUND *shakes fist*
Course free Full-Heals beat lava cookies any day
.....
Y-you don't think they're made of actual lava, do you?
NEW POKEMON FOR THIS TINY ROUTE
A bouncy pig, very cute
Aaand that's it. Riveting.
Oh geez I didn't think I'd be seeing you guys THIS soon!
You guys tried a few minutes ago to bury me under lava
I think it's my right at this point
OH GOD HE THREW A GIANT LOGO AT ME
Wait what?
Uh.... okay?
More items~
FREEDOM! SWEET ASHLESS FREEDOM!
Thank you helpful man! I gave him some lava cookies in return
Turns out helpful people are hard to come by in this world :>
Blatant name, perhaps?
Who doesn't?
Well maybe Mr. Freeze, but who cares?
Sooo I have to be a wrinkly mess to enjoy some hot water?
Good for you..?
OH GOD ARE YOU NAKED?!
Uh
I have here some pokemon?
Maybe if you were trying to boil it or something, ya crazy old bat
Why thank you, I make sure they get their vitamins c:
Well... as long as I get to keep it
I basically walk everywhere anyway
Pyralis won't fit on my bike
Yeah... "found"...*shudders*
It's a tiny egg, that's for sure
HOT SPRIIINGS!
.....damn you itemfinder...
Hey! A hippy shop!
Well originally it was to 'thwart' Team Magma, but I have some time
I try to keep people from drowning in lava
Hooray more items!
So I can make my own, right?
Oh... well that works too I guess
Time for another gym badge!
Cause there's not much else to do here once my fingers get pruny
As opposed to a fiery passion that freezes?
Are we sure this chick isn't with Team Magma?
OH GOD SAUNA
PLEEEEASE LET THERE BE NO NAKED PEOPLE-hey a sand pit, I guess it's time to rela-
IT'S A TRAP OGOD
Well now that my legs are broken it's a perfect time to battle amongst the flameless flames!
This is for a double battle, but I wanted to note this little iguana's ability
See, I hit it with a psychic move...
And it changes its type! Pretty neat right?
Except when it gets Crunched to death, of course
Ipo is super helpful in this place, cause now he'll be more resistent to fire moves!
Oh, if only he knew water pulse
I'm scared to go near these now
Either they're traps or they're hiding trainers
Kind of a lose-lose situation
So far so good
Time to plow the way~
Seriously, I've gone through this freaking place like twice now so this is the way to go for those of you following at home
More hopping around and...
And now we're at Flannery! Huzzah!
Hey! It's rude to take back a welcome!
Aww, I can't help it if I'm small :'(
You're utterly confusing
No duh
Do you have turrets or soemthing?
Oooor she's a nervous newb, one of the two
Apparently not your speech skills
I'm gonna take this moment to say that spending extra time to level up is f-ing AWESOME
F-ing
Awesome
Second pokemon down...
AW COME ON
WHY DO THESE POKEMON LIIIIVE?!
Hyper potions heal up to 200 health
Why would you use one on a slugma below level 50?
Okay, it goes down NOW
Using Ipo's beautiful ability~
Didn't really need it though :D
*insert dramatic fight music*
I love this animation |D
Easy peasy
Eh, some leveling up will do you some good
How does one even BECOME a gym leader?
Is there a written test that I missed or something?
Uh... you're welcome?
MONEY WORKS :U
Badges are nice too :)
TMs are neat too I suppose?
Neat!
Not so neat :<
Maybe for a fire-type pokemon who specializes in attack moves?
HEY GIVE THAT BACK MAN-er WOMAN
:D?
:<
Alright so four gym badges! Awesome! Even as oddly shaped as they are...
Wait.. 1,2...
HEY IT'S TIME TO BATTLE DAD! 8D
Or not >T
It WAS going well until you showed up
Damn straight it is
Uh... thanks? I guess I could go swimming or something...
What dese-OH the sandstorm place? HECK YES!
Or I might go looking around for fodder or that FREAKING Trapinch everyone tells me to get!
And unlike you, he's not nearly that much of a weak jerk >I
Just like Teams Magma ans Aqua
*sigh*
Will I ever get some peace?
I WILL say to be careful with hopping down here otherwise you'll miss this item, and I doubt anyone here wants to make THAT entire trip again
However this would SO be worth going around for again :D
He so did
Okay, let's try these babies out...
So apparently I could walk into this sandstorm NAKED but as long as
I have these suckers on I'm totally okay!
Oh logic, how I miss you ;m;
Aaaand sudden tower...?
WELL OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA GO IN
DUH
More logical than standing naked in a sandstorm
ANYWAY for pokemon both in and out of the tower
*proceeds to high-five*
YES I GOT ONE, YOU HAPPY NOW
Cause it looks like an ant and I like the name :U
Oh and baltoys but I forgot to screencap it :I
Ominous ladder in an ancient tower?
Of COURSE it's stable what are you even talking about?
Cracks in the floor? Well if that ladder was stable enough to hold me why wouldn't these?
OGODIT'SFLANNERY'SGYMALLOVERAGAIN
Maybe try going faster...?
VICTORY!
Well we're not going THAT way lol
Reiko, have I ever mentioned how entirely useful you are? <3
Huh. Wonder if I can use rock smash on those things...?
Okay so there's this rock with a plant...
Aaand some dire consequences apparently
I wanna see the other one first
Then there's this one?
Which one to take...
Roots over Claws
Just sayin
STABLE TOWER NOT SO STABLE OGOD
After some Indiana Jones stunts
I don't see why I couldn't have just grabbed them both at the same time...
Or grabbed it RIGHT THERE
*sniff* I'll be okay...
After running back to town there's something to take care of
A new addition to our little group!
CRAP I forgot about the egg :I
Get a Magma Armor in here to hatch faster...
Some silly running around..
And theeeeeen
...........I......Is that a tumor on its head?!
With the birth of another addition to the pokedex and a little side leveling up for Anita, it's time to call it a night
Well now we only have one spot left for a pokemon in the team, though I HAVE been getting suggestions to level up Reiko a bit, so we'll see where this goes.
Thanks for reading, and tune in net time!