Some More Debauchery!
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Now with midterms coming to a close, we now return to the adventurous plight of Viper! Will there be pedos/creepesr/stalkers galore? Something tells me that this is highly likely.
On to adventure!
Nope, I am perfectly fine :>
Okay lady, NO MEANS NO >:I
Besides, knowing my luck, I'll be running back and forth from here several times
THOUGH IN LEU OF SEEING A FLASHING TV I decide to stay a little longer.
WAIT HOW DOES THE GLOWYBOX KNOW MY NAME 8I
Oh PLEEEAAAASSSEEEE pokegods if you're up there PLEASE don't have Birtch watch this ;A;
Yeah, cause nothing's better than tricking a little girl into battling you |I
Seriously? Shortest battle EVER.
Like whoa
PFFFFFF
They launched at LEAST one....right?
Yeesh, haven't they learned not to show actual emotions in the news?
Cause apparently watching me kick a pair of reporters to the curb is all around good family fun!
........wut
how is that deep?
I SAID YOU PEOPLE BORED ME
HOW IS THAT GOOD?!
Gawd screw this let's get moving
BALLS another slippery slope-wait...
WEEEEE
Y'know, the cops would usually call that harrassment
WUT
OH COME ON
can't I, like, wrap my shirt around my head or, I dunno, CLOSE MY EYES?!
Free stuff barely quells my anger against the sandstorm
Uhhhh I'm not accepting your friend request kthxbye
ALRIGHT FINALLY A NEW ROUTE so let's see what we have he-
.......................
how did we get from desert to brown snow?
OH GOD THAT'S NOT SNOW *COUGHHACK*
Well after stuffing a sock down my own throat to keep from breathing whatever the hell this stuff is in, we managed to find a few pokemon
A stoner...
Aaaand an emo's dream come true
And a super powerful move! HUZZAH!
NO IT IS NO-ash? Why is ash raining?
I don't remember reading about this in Revelations
Not nearly as fun as breathing the stuff in
Little Endeblume leveling up a bit. Not really learning any great moves though :/
I'm gonna go ahead and say that these bumps have either items...
Or very silly trainers/fail!ninjas
I swear we must be at a CON or something
A VERY nice item...
And I totally forgot about this TM. OOPS!
We pass by yet another house (why ANYONE would want to live here is beyond me) and see this tike...blowing a flute?
........uh.......however you get your kicks?
So's my hair. Let me use your shower >:C
Did mommy tell you that?
Ash snowmen don't count, buddy
If any of you make a joke about the "sack" I'll punt you into next year
I will say, it's easy to blend in with this area
what with being COVERED IN AS AND ALL
Maybe you should see a doctor, buddy. That kind of breathing isn't necessarily healthy
While running around filling the bag I did some very nice leveling up, and now Ipo is at level 30! Which leads to....
.....This.
Y'know I feel better imagining that he's in a trench coat or something OTL
It's okay Ipo, I still love you C:>
Sweet Jesus I'd better have. Ipo's been going NUTS on the locals
There's also a pretty desk and chair but they're useless except for those secret room.... things
ANYWAY the blue flute cures sleep, the yellow confusion, red attraction, white makes pokemon appear more while black makes them appear less
Tired of being ambushed in the damn caves :I
GAH MORE WAITING
This took DAAAAAAAYS
DO YOU REALIZE JUST HOW ANNOYING YOUR KID IS
Aaaand after SO MUCH DAMN WALKING we finally make it to the next town!
I still find this rather rude after all this time
Am I the only one?
Someone trying to reach the damn computer :I
NO KIDDING
Yes the-waitwut
You forgot to add that it's because you're blocking the way
DON'T CARE JUST MOVE
Estatic
...............................
why is this place full of creeps? Can someone please just tell me why?
Oh great, add 'shady characters' to the mix. Always awesome.
Bahaha your fault
The world's economy would prooooobably collapse
Well let's see who can learn it
..........well that answers THAT question
Oheylook a lady
.............
oh lord another rescue operation? Seriously?
Yeah well some pedo has constantly been scaring me off so I haven't been to all of them :I
BUT LET'S TRY IT OUT ANYWAY
even though he's in the corner BAAAAAAWWWWWW
Uuuuuuhhhhh well I only have, like, 3 pokemon I can choose from that I can actually use
So this will have to suffice
Aaaaand round one AGAINST SOCCER MOM
............uuuuhhhhhhh
A mongoose?
Is that an evolution of something?
Well whatever it was it went down lickety split
As did this one and the other one I forgot to screencap 8I;
Heck yeah I am!
MOAR fighting :U
OH AND YOU GUYS MIGHT WANNA SEE THE SCORING HURPDERP
So Pinball won in mind
Lost in skill
And won in body
So I win.... right?
Right! Huzzah!
One thing to note is that you only get 3 turns, but instantly killing the opponent is an automatic win
Yeah yeah let's get on with it :|
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT IS IT GOING TO RAPE ME ;A;
SWEET JESUS IT ATE PINBALL
SPIT HER OUT YOU BASTARD
Ipo redeemed her with a quick Psychic to its goopy brain
And promptly had no problem against this numel
............she fell in love with a balloon pokemon
Pinball my dear, you have very strange tastes
Apparently the triangles mean a tie, but I still kick butt overall
A prompt rock tomb and bing bong we are done
Riiiiight after this guy
Yeah I only lost like, what, once? And the other guy cheated! You're not supposed to eat your opponents! >8I
Oh goodness that is MUCH better than a Full Heal 8D
BY NONE OF YOUR ACCORD GTFO
OH POKEGOD MAKE HIM STOP
......I think my privates just closed themselves off forever
MEANWHILE IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN
No, sir, YOU are a fatass
I think I met someone like you back "home"
Oh so you got tired of losing at the McDonald's monopoly game then?
Aaaaaand RIGHT outside of town...
I know I'll DIG this TM! *SHOT*
sorry I just couldn't resist ;3;
Oh that's nice to know :>
Want to share?
Oh yes please! My you really are quite nice-
WOW you just managed to contradict yourself in a matter of 15 seconds
Must be a world record or something
Well see I would but there's a MASSIVE SANDSTORM that wishes to RIP MY FACE OFF
Uhhh wouldn't it be your POKEMON they'd be avoiding?
Oh well pff okay :U
*insert item obtain music kthx*
Oh joy. How exciting.
Shut up or Pyralis will dropkick you 8I
AFTER I fought the two trainers
I swear I must have missed the memo saying "ATTACK THE KID WITH A GREEN BANDANA"
But in the meantime EVOLUTION YEY
Pinball's.... not so much of a pinball anymore
LORD Pinball you're a BEAST!
More hidden items~
And them more pokemon
OH HECK YES JACKPOT
For those of you keeping track at home, I used one of these critters in a battle tent and it swept the freaking FLOOR
And then some more powerful moves...
And then it seems to be Lotad's cousin
who seems to blatantly look like a mexican 8I;
Duohohoho isn't that adorable!
I went back a bit to train Desiree to be a killing machine and actually acquired enough soot for one of these babies!
As opposed to her other moves, just not interested
Man people are seriously generous with their berries
Wish they were this generous wth money amirite? :U
Hidden path back here leads toooooooo some berries. That's it.
OHEY IT'S THE CREEPY LADY'S HOUSE
Ah what the heck let's humor the hack and go in for a visit
...............
...........................
..........................................
Analysis complete
You fit the profile of a shut-in
What do you even NEED this many computers for?
You host WoW parties on a regular basis or something?
Aaaaaand she gets creepier by the second
Have you considered dating a professor? I feel that you two would work well together
and possibly leave the rest of us alone
C-can you take this to the cleaners first?
The possible contents on this "doll" scares me to no end
Quite literally a bottle of speed
She then proceeded to zip around like a maniac until she ran into some cosplayer
On my search for more hidden items...
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA DEAR GOD WE MEET AGAIN AAUUUGGGHHH
I don't know how I could mistaken this for a rock, honestly
I should probably get my eyes checked or something
Aaaaaand now we enter a creepy dark cave
Thankfully we can see more than an inch in front of us
We'll see just how long this 'thankful' feeling lasts
Huh. This brings a whole new meaning to the term "solar powered"
Aaaand TIME
Thankful for abooouuuuut a whole minute! New record!
ON TO SHENANIGANS
Tehehehe!
Ho?
Oh no, I'll have to fight some weak grunt
OH DARN
Oh wait a second I smell disappointment
Wrooong people to talk about that
Might I suggest contacting a certain Professor of wood?
Man, you guys need some Febreeze in here or something
The disappointment is freaking RANK
Wow, did that take you all night to think of THAT little bit of Treasure?
Team Magma Grunt: Eh, I got to bed around 2, 2:30
Maaaaybe
Was it the time when I used your goons as mops?
It still surprises me that it would be such a widely accepted name
Except, y'know, I'm wearing GREEN
And you aren't?
Yeah, kind of figured
Rost marshmallows?
Seriously what else could they do at a volcano?
Meh, I don't really care enough
Kbye
Aaaahhh it smells a bit better in here,but there's still a slight hint of it somewhere....
AHAH! Here it is!
So let me get this straight
You led a group of people to a hidden mountain where no one else was
Led them to a Meteorite
And expected nothing bad to happen
I THOUGHT I SMELLED DISAPPOINTMENT
What CAN you do on a mountain with a meteorite?
Not like you can throw it back in the sky or somethi-
........
Y'know? I would never put it past those lunatics to try
What is that now, 3 moonstones?
I'm almost tempted to find a pokemon that evolves with it
Then to route 115! Ahh, fresh air!
I DO WHAT I WANT >U
Sweet strong new move early on? AWESOME
Ohey we can go to the fat kid and learn a past move
Why I would want to? I have no idea
I also wanted to show the pokemon on the back right, one that ISN'T AVAILABLE IN THE WILD FOR SOME REASON
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
And then I noted that I'm preeetty sure that I've been here before
And I was right! TIME FOR MORE BACKTRACKING
Backtracking montage GO
He's just playing like a broken tape at this point
EVEN MORE BACKTRACKING
Cause there's nothing better than that
Told you we'd be back
At this point I almost want to hop down that damn ledge
And we're finally here! With the goons gone no less!
Whatever gives me a break from walking
And more ash snow weeeee
And apparently there isn't any bother with making these stations unique
OH GEEZ COME ON
You know what I don't have the patience to deal with stupidly clad goons at the moment, I'm gonna go read a book or something
With only two open spots in the team, it's time to cut it down to the wire and have a difficult battle against the goons-wel okay maybe lightly difficult but most likely not exactly difficult. Next time we'll find out!S
Previous!
Next!
Now with midterms coming to a close, we now return to the adventurous plight of Viper! Will there be pedos/creepesr/stalkers galore? Something tells me that this is highly likely.
On to adventure!
Nope, I am perfectly fine :>
Okay lady, NO MEANS NO >:I
Besides, knowing my luck, I'll be running back and forth from here several times
THOUGH IN LEU OF SEEING A FLASHING TV I decide to stay a little longer.
WAIT HOW DOES THE GLOWYBOX KNOW MY NAME 8I
Oh PLEEEAAAASSSEEEE pokegods if you're up there PLEASE don't have Birtch watch this ;A;
Yeah, cause nothing's better than tricking a little girl into battling you |I
Seriously? Shortest battle EVER.
Like whoa
PFFFFFF
They launched at LEAST one....right?
Yeesh, haven't they learned not to show actual emotions in the news?
Cause apparently watching me kick a pair of reporters to the curb is all around good family fun!
........wut
how is that deep?
I SAID YOU PEOPLE BORED ME
HOW IS THAT GOOD?!
Gawd screw this let's get moving
BALLS another slippery slope-wait...
WEEEEE
Y'know, the cops would usually call that harrassment
WUT
OH COME ON
can't I, like, wrap my shirt around my head or, I dunno, CLOSE MY EYES?!
Free stuff barely quells my anger against the sandstorm
Uhhhh I'm not accepting your friend request kthxbye
ALRIGHT FINALLY A NEW ROUTE so let's see what we have he-
.......................
how did we get from desert to brown snow?
OH GOD THAT'S NOT SNOW *COUGHHACK*
Well after stuffing a sock down my own throat to keep from breathing whatever the hell this stuff is in, we managed to find a few pokemon
A stoner...
Aaaand an emo's dream come true
And a super powerful move! HUZZAH!
NO IT IS NO-ash? Why is ash raining?
I don't remember reading about this in Revelations
Not nearly as fun as breathing the stuff in
Little Endeblume leveling up a bit. Not really learning any great moves though :/
I'm gonna go ahead and say that these bumps have either items...
Or very silly trainers/fail!ninjas
I swear we must be at a CON or something
A VERY nice item...
And I totally forgot about this TM. OOPS!
We pass by yet another house (why ANYONE would want to live here is beyond me) and see this tike...blowing a flute?
........uh.......however you get your kicks?
So's my hair. Let me use your shower >:C
Did mommy tell you that?
Ash snowmen don't count, buddy
If any of you make a joke about the "sack" I'll punt you into next year
I will say, it's easy to blend in with this area
what with being COVERED IN AS AND ALL
Maybe you should see a doctor, buddy. That kind of breathing isn't necessarily healthy
While running around filling the bag I did some very nice leveling up, and now Ipo is at level 30! Which leads to....
.....This.
Y'know I feel better imagining that he's in a trench coat or something OTL
It's okay Ipo, I still love you C:>
Sweet Jesus I'd better have. Ipo's been going NUTS on the locals
There's also a pretty desk and chair but they're useless except for those secret room.... things
ANYWAY the blue flute cures sleep, the yellow confusion, red attraction, white makes pokemon appear more while black makes them appear less
Tired of being ambushed in the damn caves :I
GAH MORE WAITING
This took DAAAAAAAYS
DO YOU REALIZE JUST HOW ANNOYING YOUR KID IS
Aaaand after SO MUCH DAMN WALKING we finally make it to the next town!
I still find this rather rude after all this time
Am I the only one?
Someone trying to reach the damn computer :I
NO KIDDING
Yes the-waitwut
You forgot to add that it's because you're blocking the way
DON'T CARE JUST MOVE
Estatic
...............................
why is this place full of creeps? Can someone please just tell me why?
Oh great, add 'shady characters' to the mix. Always awesome.
Bahaha your fault
The world's economy would prooooobably collapse
Well let's see who can learn it
..........well that answers THAT question
Oheylook a lady
.............
oh lord another rescue operation? Seriously?
Yeah well some pedo has constantly been scaring me off so I haven't been to all of them :I
BUT LET'S TRY IT OUT ANYWAY
even though he's in the corner BAAAAAAWWWWWW
Uuuuuuhhhhh well I only have, like, 3 pokemon I can choose from that I can actually use
So this will have to suffice
Aaaaand round one AGAINST SOCCER MOM
............uuuuhhhhhhh
A mongoose?
Is that an evolution of something?
Well whatever it was it went down lickety split
As did this one and the other one I forgot to screencap 8I;
Heck yeah I am!
MOAR fighting :U
OH AND YOU GUYS MIGHT WANNA SEE THE SCORING HURPDERP
So Pinball won in mind
Lost in skill
And won in body
So I win.... right?
Right! Huzzah!
One thing to note is that you only get 3 turns, but instantly killing the opponent is an automatic win
Yeah yeah let's get on with it :|
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT IS IT GOING TO RAPE ME ;A;
SWEET JESUS IT ATE PINBALL
SPIT HER OUT YOU BASTARD
Ipo redeemed her with a quick Psychic to its goopy brain
And promptly had no problem against this numel
............she fell in love with a balloon pokemon
Pinball my dear, you have very strange tastes
Apparently the triangles mean a tie, but I still kick butt overall
A prompt rock tomb and bing bong we are done
Riiiiight after this guy
Yeah I only lost like, what, once? And the other guy cheated! You're not supposed to eat your opponents! >8I
Oh goodness that is MUCH better than a Full Heal 8D
BY NONE OF YOUR ACCORD GTFO
OH POKEGOD MAKE HIM STOP
......I think my privates just closed themselves off forever
MEANWHILE IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN
No, sir, YOU are a fatass
I think I met someone like you back "home"
Oh so you got tired of losing at the McDonald's monopoly game then?
Aaaaaand RIGHT outside of town...
I know I'll DIG this TM! *SHOT*
sorry I just couldn't resist ;3;
Oh that's nice to know :>
Want to share?
Oh yes please! My you really are quite nice-
WOW you just managed to contradict yourself in a matter of 15 seconds
Must be a world record or something
Well see I would but there's a MASSIVE SANDSTORM that wishes to RIP MY FACE OFF
Uhhh wouldn't it be your POKEMON they'd be avoiding?
Oh well pff okay :U
*insert item obtain music kthx*
Oh joy. How exciting.
Shut up or Pyralis will dropkick you 8I
AFTER I fought the two trainers
I swear I must have missed the memo saying "ATTACK THE KID WITH A GREEN BANDANA"
But in the meantime EVOLUTION YEY
Pinball's.... not so much of a pinball anymore
LORD Pinball you're a BEAST!
More hidden items~
And them more pokemon
OH HECK YES JACKPOT
For those of you keeping track at home, I used one of these critters in a battle tent and it swept the freaking FLOOR
And then some more powerful moves...
And then it seems to be Lotad's cousin
who seems to blatantly look like a mexican 8I;
Duohohoho isn't that adorable!
I went back a bit to train Desiree to be a killing machine and actually acquired enough soot for one of these babies!
As opposed to her other moves, just not interested
Man people are seriously generous with their berries
Wish they were this generous wth money amirite? :U
Hidden path back here leads toooooooo some berries. That's it.
OHEY IT'S THE CREEPY LADY'S HOUSE
Ah what the heck let's humor the hack and go in for a visit
...............
...........................
..........................................
Analysis complete
You fit the profile of a shut-in
What do you even NEED this many computers for?
You host WoW parties on a regular basis or something?
Aaaaaand she gets creepier by the second
Have you considered dating a professor? I feel that you two would work well together
and possibly leave the rest of us alone
C-can you take this to the cleaners first?
The possible contents on this "doll" scares me to no end
Quite literally a bottle of speed
She then proceeded to zip around like a maniac until she ran into some cosplayer
On my search for more hidden items...
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA DEAR GOD WE MEET AGAIN AAUUUGGGHHH
I don't know how I could mistaken this for a rock, honestly
I should probably get my eyes checked or something
Aaaaaand now we enter a creepy dark cave
Thankfully we can see more than an inch in front of us
We'll see just how long this 'thankful' feeling lasts
Huh. This brings a whole new meaning to the term "solar powered"
Aaaand TIME
Thankful for abooouuuuut a whole minute! New record!
ON TO SHENANIGANS
Tehehehe!
Ho?
Oh no, I'll have to fight some weak grunt
OH DARN
Oh wait a second I smell disappointment
Wrooong people to talk about that
Might I suggest contacting a certain Professor of wood?
Man, you guys need some Febreeze in here or something
The disappointment is freaking RANK
Wow, did that take you all night to think of THAT little bit of Treasure?
Team Magma Grunt: Eh, I got to bed around 2, 2:30
Maaaaybe
Was it the time when I used your goons as mops?
It still surprises me that it would be such a widely accepted name
Except, y'know, I'm wearing GREEN
And you aren't?
Yeah, kind of figured
Rost marshmallows?
Seriously what else could they do at a volcano?
Meh, I don't really care enough
Kbye
Aaaahhh it smells a bit better in here,but there's still a slight hint of it somewhere....
AHAH! Here it is!
So let me get this straight
You led a group of people to a hidden mountain where no one else was
Led them to a Meteorite
And expected nothing bad to happen
I THOUGHT I SMELLED DISAPPOINTMENT
What CAN you do on a mountain with a meteorite?
Not like you can throw it back in the sky or somethi-
........
Y'know? I would never put it past those lunatics to try
What is that now, 3 moonstones?
I'm almost tempted to find a pokemon that evolves with it
Then to route 115! Ahh, fresh air!
I DO WHAT I WANT >U
Sweet strong new move early on? AWESOME
Ohey we can go to the fat kid and learn a past move
Why I would want to? I have no idea
I also wanted to show the pokemon on the back right, one that ISN'T AVAILABLE IN THE WILD FOR SOME REASON
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
And then I noted that I'm preeetty sure that I've been here before
And I was right! TIME FOR MORE BACKTRACKING
Backtracking montage GO
He's just playing like a broken tape at this point
EVEN MORE BACKTRACKING
Cause there's nothing better than that
Told you we'd be back
At this point I almost want to hop down that damn ledge
And we're finally here! With the goons gone no less!
Whatever gives me a break from walking
And more ash snow weeeee
And apparently there isn't any bother with making these stations unique
OH GEEZ COME ON
You know what I don't have the patience to deal with stupidly clad goons at the moment, I'm gonna go read a book or something
With only two open spots in the team, it's time to cut it down to the wire and have a difficult battle against the goons-wel okay maybe lightly difficult but most likely not exactly difficult. Next time we'll find out!S