the point is that fanny brice is the most iconic role for...
W: Um, alright. One final announcement before we all leave. We can't use the auditorium for the next week.
F: But that's garbage. How are we suppose to practice for Regionals without the auditorium?
W: The Cheerios need it to practice, Finn. There's nothing I can do.
R: I recommend a sit-in.
P: I recommend we torch the place.
W: No! Look, we all faced adversity before and we've come out stronger on the other end. I'm going to check out a few off-site locations for us to use just for the week. I promise I'll find us a new home.
T: A roller rink?
S: Weren't those outlawed in like 1981 for being totally lame?
W: Oh, c'mon, guys. Where's your sense of adventure? The space is great and April's giving it to us to practice in for free.
K: Mr. Schue? If I may?
K: The New Directions is clearly a club with a dearth of direction. Rachel and Jesse refuse to accept that all of us would rather die before we allow them to become the next Beyonce and Jay-Z.
K: And Finn's mother's romance with my father is sending him into a wholly unnecessary tailspin of despair. What we all need right now is to explore the idea of a sense of place. And how if we find that place within, we'll get that happy ending. Brad, b-flat.
R: The point is that Fanny Brice is the most iconic role for...
M: Oh, damn.
M: Hey, guys. I'm Mercedes Jones. So most of you know, the Cheerios are about perfection and winning, looking hot and being popular. Well, I think it should be about something different. How many of you at this school feel fat?
M: How many of you feel like maybe you're not worth very much? That you're ugly? That you have too many pimples and not enough friends?
M: Well, I felt all those things about myself at one time or another. Hell, I felt most of those things about myself today. And that just ain't right. And we've got something to say about it. And if you like what we have to say, come down here and sing it with us.
Every day is so wonderful / And suddenly, it's hard to breathe / Now and then, I get insecure / From all the pain, I'm so ashamed / I am beautiful no matter what they say / Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way / Yes, words can't bring me down / So don't you bring me down today / No matter what we do / No matter what they say / We're the song inside the tune / Full of beautiful mistakes / And everywhere we go / The sun will always shine / And tomorrow we might awake / On the other side / 'cause we are beautiful no matter what they say / Yes, words won't bring us down, oh no
We are beautiful in every single way / Yes, words can't bring us down / Don't you bring me down today /
Don't you bring me down today / Don't you bring me down today
W: I don't know what to say.
A: Just say "Congratulations". I took your advice. I went home, I told Buddy that if he wanted to keep me around, he had to ditch the old lady and give yours truly the top job. And then he died. One of his eyes went all funny and he had a stroke right in front of me.
W: Jeez, April, are you okay?
A: Okay? I'm rich. The old battleaxe was afraid I'd go to the Lima Times so she shut me up to the tune of two million dollars. So, I'm sobering up and heading to the Broadway, Will. I haven't had a drink in forty five minutes. I'm going to take my hush money and I'm going to mount the first ever all white production of The Wiz. And I've got you to thank.
R: Did you tell him yet?
W: Tell me what?
A: That I bought y'all the auditorium.
W: What?
A: I wrote ol' Figgins a check this morning. It's now called the April Rhodes Civic Pavilion.
W: I don't know what to say.
R: We've got that covered.
When I think of home / I think of a place where there's love overflowing / I wish I was home / I wish I was back there with the / Things I´ve been knowing / Wind that makes the tall grass bend into leaning / Suddenly the raindrops that fall have a meaning / Sprinklin' the scene, makes it all clean
Living here, in this brand new world / Might be a fantasy / But it taught me to love / So it's real, real, real to me / And I've learned / That we must look, look inside our hearts / To find, yeah
A world full of love / Like yours / Like mine / Like home / Home
I ♥ Rachel Berry