manatees suck
Some people say that God's biggest mistake was the platypus; others say it was [insert name of rival high school here]. Really, though, God's biggest mistake was the manatee. Any animal that has to breathe air but can't stick anything more than its nose out of the water because it is SO FAT that if it got out of the water its body weight would crush its internal organs is poorly designed and you can't tell me otherwise.